Wild mass guessing

[sarabi]

WILD MASS GUESSING

aka "a canonblind person tries to explain [y] canon" the meme. remember all the MY MOM DESCRIBES HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS posts? yeah. that.

• drop that top level like a bad habit.
• characters try to tell as much about each other as they can, then describe them and their personality with little outside information. the goal remains to use only what they can immediately observe.
• sit back and relish a real shitshow.

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Piccolo 🥒 Dragon Ball

[postboy]

[thiccness]

[That is a green man.]

Hm... Cold, serious, stoic and aloof type of mentor with a secret heart of gold?

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[hobblepot]

[Arms crossed, he looks her over.] You strike me as a thrillseeker. Perhaps someone with ambitions of power who has found success relying on cunning, charisma and seduction. [She just has a sly edge to her.] Whatever it is that you do, I would imagine it is done with considerable relish. [A beat.] Am I getting warm?

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

[soji_asha]

Do you give hints? Like they do in a spelling bee?

[Is it a measure of distance? Is it in another language? Is it like The Illyad???]

Can I ask you to use that word in a sentence?

anathema device | good omens

[anathematics]

[duckshaveears]

Unconventional upbringing. Mind so open nearly anything can be thrown into it. Reads a lot.

DEATH | Discworld

[come_binky]

[n0regr3ts]

Tch...bet you're gonna tell me you're the kinda guy who feeds strays and collects cutesy trinkets.

[everyone dies, right? levi isn't that surprised. seeing a bare skull is better than someone who got mangled.]

jonah magnus (1823) • the magnus archives

[dearjonah]

[soji_asha]

An...irreverant late regency tale of a man who maintains a library founded by his family?

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

Donatello Hamato - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

[catsgothistongue]

Nerd.

[Sorry Donnie, that's all you're getting out of this dick.]

Kafka Hibino 🦖 Kaiju No. 8

[kafkaiju]

[soji_asha]

A...story like Clifford the Big Red Dog, but instead of being a huge labrador it's the 8th Godzilla/T-Rex type creature to hatch?

Derfel Cadarn | The Warlord Chronicles

[wolftails]

[soji_asha]

Okay. It can't possibly be as easy as: accounts of the campaigns of various warlords, but that's all I got.

Iggy Koopa | Mario Brothers | ota

[bahahahaha]

[chaossealer]

Oh um, a cool dinosaur?

[ This is what a dino looks like right? Right? ]

Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA

[acaseofyou]

[ info & permissions! ]

[soji_asha]

A...gothic horror novel in the vein of Clue but also Alien? Where one of the attendees at a fancy masquerade party is a vampire who is slowly picking people off?

Klonoa | Klonoa | OTA

[dreamingofburgers]

[soji_asha]

I have no idea what it is, but I can say with confidence: It's about Klonoa.

integra hellsing / hellsing

[sirintegra]

Re: integra hellsing / hellsing

[a_better_tomorrow]

Take no prisoners type of leader.

yuuta okkotsu / jjk

[cursedprodigy]

Vic Rattlehead |The Skull Beneath the Skin and Related materials|OTA

[rattlehead]

[soji_asha]

A field guide for treating cranial trauma.

Oswald Cobblepot / Penguin | GOTHAM

[hobblepot]

[This probably wasn't his idea. Oh well!]

[soji_asha]

The adventures of a...zoo correspondent? For an early morning Goth-themed talk radio show?

Mellophone 🐌 Dragon Ball Xenoverse OC

[namekedgelord]

[ In an attempt to make sure the answers are ‘cool and scary’ he hovers in a sinister pose. Complete with floating debris and flickering aura. ]

morticia addams | the addams family (90s)

[gothmother]

[donesitups]

A family sitcom take on Dracula's wife who looks creepy and kooky but is actually pretty sweet?

AK-12 | Girls' Frontline

[volka]

[soji_asha]

The...battles between the sexes have escalated to armed combat...and this is the all-quiet-on-the-western-front style tale that follows an anthropomorphized gun?

[Literal stab in the dark here.]

Gine | Dragon Ball | OTA

[doesntmeatthecriteria]

Brook | I'm the Grim Reaper

[reaperrabbit]

[Here's a visual reference, at least.]

[come_binky]

Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ.

Det. Mark Hoffman | SAW | OTA

[thehoffinator]

[soji_asha]

A true crime show that warns about strange or unusual crimes, ala Ripley's Believe it or Not?

Charlie Emily | Five Nights at Freddy's: TSE Trilogy | OTA

[donesitups]

[soji_asha]

An 80's cinema classic ala Weekend at Bernies or Ferris Bueller's Day Out where a group of teenage friends spend five nights at their friend's house while...shenanigans ensue? Maybe...attempted home invasion?

Soji Asha | Star Trek Picard

[soji_asha]

(This one's easy mode.)