Wild mass guessing

[sarabi]

WILD MASS GUESSING

aka "a canonblind person tries to explain [y] canon" the meme. remember all the MY MOM DESCRIBES HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS posts? yeah. that.

• drop that top level like a bad habit.
• characters try to tell as much about each other as they can, then describe them and their personality with little outside information. the goal remains to use only what they can immediately observe.
• sit back and relish a real shitshow.

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Piccolo 🥒 Dragon Ball

[postboy]

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

anathema device | good omens

[anathematics]

DEATH | Discworld

[come_binky]

jonah magnus (1823) • the magnus archives

[dearjonah]

[hobblepot]

[Arms crossed, he looks her over.] You strike me as a thrillseeker. Perhaps someone with ambitions of power who has found success relying on cunning, charisma and seduction. [She just has a sly edge to her.] Whatever it is that you do, I would imagine it is done with considerable relish. [A beat.] Am I getting warm?

[sisterimperator]

50/50. It's a good guess, but appearances can be deceiving.

Care to try again?

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

[thiccness]

[That is a green man.]

Hm... Cold, serious, stoic and aloof type of mentor with a secret heart of gold?

Donatello Hamato - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

Kafka Hibino 🦖 Kaiju No. 8

[kafkaiju]

Derfel Cadarn | The Warlord Chronicles

[wolftails]

Iggy Koopa | Mario Brothers | ota

[bahahahaha]

Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA

[acaseofyou]

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[annarr]

Presumably you hail from a corner of the universe where dominance is asserted through dramatic liner and shadow but generally pedestrian contouring and lips.

[soji_asha]

The compelling tale of many competitive bodybuilders who adopt a series of orphans?

[sisterimperator]

The skull makeup wasn't my calling.

[soji_asha]

An...irreverant late regency tale of a man who maintains a library founded by his family?

[soji_asha]

Okay. It can't possibly be as easy as: accounts of the campaigns of various warlords, but that's all I got.

[catsgothistongue]

Nerd.

[Sorry Donnie, that's all you're getting out of this dick.]

[soji_asha]

A...gothic horror novel in the vein of Clue but also Alien? Where one of the attendees at a fancy masquerade party is a vampire who is slowly picking people off?

Klonoa | Klonoa | OTA

[dreamingofburgers]

[soji_asha]

A...story like Clifford the Big Red Dog, but instead of being a huge labrador it's the 8th Godzilla/T-Rex type creature to hatch?

integra hellsing / hellsing

[sirintegra]