>1. I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole 2. I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better 3. yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong 4. 10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza 5. text him!
Firstly, how in the world did you get the idea that I even know how to knit? Secondly, screw you it'd take way more than a ten dollar pizza to get me to learn how to knit and THEN knit you a thong.
I also wear Gucci loafers, does that make you think I'm a cobbler?
Fifty bucks at least, Blue Eyes. I'd have to spring for cashmere or something nice if you're going to wear it like underwear. Though it'd serve you right if I used itchy acrylic yarn.
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2. I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
3. yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
4. 10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
5. text him!
3 + 4
Secondly, screw you it'd take way more than a ten dollar pizza to get me to learn how to knit and THEN knit you a thong.
I cackled.
What would it take then?
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Fifty bucks at least, Blue Eyes. I'd have to spring for cashmere or something nice if you're going to wear it like underwear. Though it'd serve you right if I used itchy acrylic yarn.
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You should put the gucci logo on my thong
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[Eddie snorts at that second text and sends back,] Richie! Trying to cajole me into making counterfeit goods? 😬 For shame!
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[Either he's being sarcastic or he's goading Richie on purpose.]