richietrashmouth: (not impressed)

I cackled.

[personal profile] richietrashmouth 2023-08-25 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Idk dude, you seem indoorsy and you wear sweaters?

What would it take then?
batteryacid: (F)

[personal profile] batteryacid 2023-08-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I also wear Gucci loafers, does that make you think I'm a cobbler?

Fifty bucks at least, Blue Eyes. I'd have to spring for cashmere or something nice if you're going to wear it like underwear. Though it'd serve you right if I used itchy acrylic yarn.
richietrashmouth: (sure)

[personal profile] richietrashmouth 2023-08-26 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
No, it makes me think you're bougie

You should put the gucci logo on my thong
batteryacid: from the Matlock episode "The Star" (B)

[personal profile] batteryacid 2023-08-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
We can't all be hip, fun cool guys. Some of us work boring jobs.

[Eddie snorts at that second text and sends back,] Richie! Trying to cajole me into making counterfeit goods? 😬 For shame!
richietrashmouth: (shit eating grin)

[personal profile] richietrashmouth 2023-08-28 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon. There's a criminal somewhere in there and I wanna bring him out.
batteryacid: (D)

[personal profile] batteryacid 2023-08-28 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what you mean. I'm a little angel.

[Either he's being sarcastic or he's goading Richie on purpose.]
Edited (added narration box) 2023-08-28 05:38 (UTC)