The Drunk meme

[blaze001]

THE DRUNK MEME



For whatever reason, you're now drunk, or getting drunk. No options, just go wild... or cry into your beer. Whichever comes first.

Comments

[captainspain]

Thanks....I have really good genes.

[crownangelmetatron]

That must be it.

[captainspain]

And being immortal doesn't hurt either.

[crownangelmetatron]

You're immortal?

[captainspain]

Yes, 2,000 years young.

[crownangelmetatron]

oh, you really do look young for your age.

[captainspain]

My immortality comes from time herself I age slower then most people.

[crownangelmetatron]

You know time?

[ His brain might not be working at full capacity right now, no. ]

[captainspain]

I have looked into her heart.

[crownangelmetatron]

That sounds..mysterious.

[captainspain]

That's me Captain Jack Harkness mysterious guy.

[crownangelmetatron]

That's a mouthful now, isn't it?

[captainspain]

[Jack grins.]

Mostly I just go by Captain Jack.

[crownangelmetatron]

Nice to meet you, Jack-san. I'm Cross Bi-

[ One his wings withdraws into his back, two others folding around his body, hiding him completely. He pushes them away. ]

Biancina. And these are my wings. They're saying hi.

[captainspain]

[Jack smiles and strokes one wing.]

It's a pleasure to meet you Biancina and wings you've made the evening fun!

[crownangelmetatron]

[ He moves a bit closer to Jack. It's a subtle way of saying "touch them more". ]

Call me Cross, please. And thank you, likewise.

[captainspain]

[Oh Jack isn't going to turn down an invitation like that. He strokes a wing as he talks.]

What brings to you to a dive like this...looking for someone?

[crownangelmetatron]

[ Had he been more enthusiastic by nature, he would have probably acted like a dog getting its belly rubbed. Maybe this was how it felt for them. ]

I came here with Kirin-san. He was meeting someone, and I lost him.

[captainspain]

That's a bad friend you have no one should be alone.

[crownangelmetatron]

Oh, no. He is a very nice friend. We used to be enemies, but he still let me come with him.

[captainspain]

Ah...it's still not right he stood you up.

[crownangelmetatron]

You think so?

[captainspain]

Yes...someone as lovely as you needs to never be alone.

[crownangelmetatron]

Someone else said so over...there? [ He points in the general direction of the bar. ] There was something about a lady, but then he gave me a glass instead. [ Cross never quite understood that some people mistake him for a woman. ]

[captainspain]

[Jack laughs.]

Someone was trying to buy you a drink, how cute.