The Drunk meme

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THE DRUNK MEME



For whatever reason, you're now drunk, or getting drunk. No options, just go wild... or cry into your beer. Whichever comes first.

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[crownangelmetatron]

[ He moves a bit closer to Jack. It's a subtle way of saying "touch them more". ]

Call me Cross, please. And thank you, likewise.

[captainspain]

[Oh Jack isn't going to turn down an invitation like that. He strokes a wing as he talks.]

What brings to you to a dive like this...looking for someone?

[crownangelmetatron]

[ Had he been more enthusiastic by nature, he would have probably acted like a dog getting its belly rubbed. Maybe this was how it felt for them. ]

I came here with Kirin-san. He was meeting someone, and I lost him.

[captainspain]

That's a bad friend you have no one should be alone.

[crownangelmetatron]

Oh, no. He is a very nice friend. We used to be enemies, but he still let me come with him.

[captainspain]

Ah...it's still not right he stood you up.

[crownangelmetatron]

You think so?

[captainspain]

Yes...someone as lovely as you needs to never be alone.

[crownangelmetatron]

Someone else said so over...there? [ He points in the general direction of the bar. ] There was something about a lady, but then he gave me a glass instead. [ Cross never quite understood that some people mistake him for a woman. ]

[captainspain]

[Jack laughs.]

Someone was trying to buy you a drink, how cute.

[crownangelmetatron]

[ Cross just looks utterly confused. ] But wasn't it for a lady?

[captainspain]

I think he thought you were a lady.

sorry, convention times

[crownangelmetatron]

Why would he think that?

Oooo fun

[captainspain]

Well you are very pretty.

yes, it was loads of fun

[crownangelmetatron]

I am?

Re: yes, it was loads of fun

[captainspain]

Yes you are...and I like pretty.

[crownangelmetatron]

Oh?

[ And now it hits him that he's being flirted with. He's not too good at seeing those kind of things. ]

Oh. Thank you..?

[captainspain]

[Jack smiles slightly and leans in.]

You really should embrace it. I bet you could have some fun.

[crownangelmetatron]

[ Cross just blinks. Why is he leaning in? ]

Oh? Fun how?

[captainspain]

Oh you know free drinks, a kiss or two.

[crownangelmetatron]

I suppose so. Kisses?

[ He knows what that is, but he thought that was a Ponzu-thing. ]

With who?

[captainspain]

Anyone you happen to fancy that's the fun of flirting.

[crownangelmetatron]

How do I flirt?

[captainspain]

Well you can tell someone they look nice.

[crownangelmetatron]

[ He simply watches Jack for a couple of seconds, and then; ]

You look nice.