Thirst Trap

[lemmehulksmash]

THIRST MEME

A simple meme for simple tastes. Because, occasionally, you just wanna turn your brain off.

No thoughts. Just thirst.

how do
- Comment with your character and preferences. Include a picture if you feel so inclined.
- Others will reply and admit if they are, indeed, thirsty for them.
- People can be as...descriptive about what they'd want as need be.
- Will anyone come clean, or will meme stay dirty?

Comments

[bookcollection]

Is this a way of asking if I want to go for drinks?

[gowithstyle]

No, it's —

[ How does he even explain? ]

[bookcollection]

It's?

You're not thirsty?

[gowithstyle]

I mean, I could go for a drink.

[ Yeah, this is easier than explaining. ]

[bookcollection]

I don't understand....

[gowithstyle]

[ Sigh. Time to dive head-first. ]

"Thirsty" is a — it's a slang term, for someone who's... well, desperate for someone else.

[bookcollection]

[???

Oh.

Oh!!!!]

Good lord!

[gowithstyle]

[ He can't help the snort of amusement that escapes him. ]

C'mon, it's not that bad.

[bookcollection]

You don't think it's a bit vulgar?

[gowithstyle]

There are certainly worse slang terms for that out there.

[bookcollection]

I'd rather not know.

[gowithstyle]

I won't tell you, then.

[bookcollection]

So you're implying that you're desperate for someone?

[gowithstyle]

...

[ Fuck. ]

No, of course not.

[bookcollection]

[Very confused angel here. Aziraphale is just going to give a slight pout.]

I don't understand this game.

[gowithstyle]

[ God — Satan... someone help him. ]

What if I — was, desperate for someone.

[bookcollection]

O-oh?

[Aziraphale surprisingly keeps his composure at the confession and tries his best to hide the sudden disappointment that consumes his heart.

He clears his throat softly.]

I suppose you have your desires.

[gowithstyle]

You don't want to know who?

[bookcollection]

[He folds his hands gently in front of himself.]

It's none of my business.

[gowithstyle]

Really? You're not the least bit curious?

[bookcollection]

[His hands fidget slightly.]

Of course not.

[gowithstyle]

[ He narrows his eyes. Aziraphale, stop being difficult! ]

I'll give you hints.

[bookcollection]

[:|]

That's really not necessary, dear.

[gowithstyle]

[ He's doing it anyway. ]

Hint one: tartan.

[bookcollection]

[Heaven above!]

And you're not listening at all. Very good.

Tartan? Ah. Fascinating.