Thirst Trap

[lemmehulksmash]

THIRST MEME

A simple meme for simple tastes. Because, occasionally, you just wanna turn your brain off.

No thoughts. Just thirst.

how do
- Comment with your character and preferences. Include a picture if you feel so inclined.
- Others will reply and admit if they are, indeed, thirsty for them.
- People can be as...descriptive about what they'd want as need be.
- Will anyone come clean, or will meme stay dirty?

Comments

[gowithstyle]

I won't tell you, then.

[bookcollection]

So you're implying that you're desperate for someone?

[gowithstyle]

...

[ Fuck. ]

No, of course not.

[bookcollection]

[Very confused angel here. Aziraphale is just going to give a slight pout.]

I don't understand this game.

[gowithstyle]

[ God — Satan... someone help him. ]

What if I — was, desperate for someone.

[bookcollection]

O-oh?

[Aziraphale surprisingly keeps his composure at the confession and tries his best to hide the sudden disappointment that consumes his heart.

He clears his throat softly.]

I suppose you have your desires.

[gowithstyle]

You don't want to know who?

[bookcollection]

[He folds his hands gently in front of himself.]

It's none of my business.

[gowithstyle]

Really? You're not the least bit curious?

[bookcollection]

[His hands fidget slightly.]

Of course not.

[gowithstyle]

[ He narrows his eyes. Aziraphale, stop being difficult! ]

I'll give you hints.

[bookcollection]

[:|]

That's really not necessary, dear.

[gowithstyle]

[ He's doing it anyway. ]

Hint one: tartan.

[bookcollection]

[Heaven above!]

And you're not listening at all. Very good.

Tartan? Ah. Fascinating.

[gowithstyle]

Angel, I am listening, but this is important.

[ An expectant, pointed look. ]

Yes. Tartan. Who do I know that likes tartan?

[bookcollection]

I'm sure you know plenty of people?

[gowithstyle]

Right. I suppose I do. Okay, hint two: bibliophile.

[bookcollection]

[He gives a soft sigh.]

Once again I'm sure you know plenty?

[gowithstyle]

[ This is failing spectacularly. Might as well dive head-first again. ]

Bloody — you, Aziraphale! It's... it's you.

[bookcollection]

[Suddenly Aziraphale's cheeks flush a soft pink and his eyes widen in pure surprise.]

You're being silly.

[gowithstyle]

Not even a little silly. Dead serious.

[bookcollection]

Stop it....

[gowithstyle]

...are you upset?

[ Did he just ruin everything? ]

[bookcollection]

No. No of course not. It's just-

You're thirsty for me?

[gowithstyle]

Yes, parched actually.