Texting!

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[twoton_twentyone]

Did you order something? Because a box showed up, and we're pretty sure it's a Honey Baked ham. The Boss thinks Phantom Limb sent it for you, my money was on you. So, any idea on mystery ham?

[reginamariposa]

???? why would i order
dONT open the box! it might be a bomb or something that smells like ham...i hate our life sometimes

[twoton_twentyone]

Well, I'm out 20 bucks, lame.

Dude, do you know how good this smells? That's evil if it's a bomb or poisoned.

[reginamariposa]

i know i should tell you to be more worried about this, but i also know this is you

precisely because it smells delicious??

[twoton_twentyone]

What if I just drag it out into the back yard and make sure it's not a bomb? It didn't blow up on the porch. I'll be careful, don't worry.

It's killing me. It smells like what a thanksgiving dinner looks like on TV.

[reginamariposa]

gary DO NOT TOUCH IT. leave it alone, get monarch AWAY FROM IT

that's THE FREAKING POINT

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh my god. Fine, I won't touch it, but you know this is killing us both. I'll try to get him to go out to the Deli or something.

This is so unfair.

[reginamariposa]

the point is for you NOT TO DIE. THANK YOU.

i know. i'll get you guys a rum ham thing later, okay?

[twoton_twentyone]

I'm not going to die. Death by ham would be the lamest death!

Can't we just get Red Death to come check it out? I bet he could tell, and it would save buying another.

If not, OMG you're the best.

[reginamariposa]

he has a family to think of, i'm not going to risk that.

i know, i know

[twoton_twentyone]

Fair, couldn't do that to Kate and Lila.

[ Most wholesome scary family. ]

Just for the record, if we find out who did this, I'm so kicking their ass.

[reginamariposa]

i'll let you kick their ass before i kill them

[twoton_twentyone]

You got a deal, Mrs. Monarch.

[reginamariposa]

the two of you just sit tight. i'll be there in a bit

[twoton_twentyone]

He's giving a speech right now, but we're waiting.

[reginamariposa]

about the damn ham???

[twoton_twentyone]

Basically, yeah, that and the true nature of villainy.

[reginamariposa]

alright good that means i have at least 15 minutes

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh yeah, easily 15 minutes. He's on a roll, and it's honestly pretty wicked speech. Up in his top 20 for sure.

[reginamariposa]

top 20, right...he's making you record it too, isnt he

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh, you totally know it, he wants an MP4 uploaded later on his website. Want a link when it's done?

[reginamariposa]

no thanks, he'll absolutely show it to me when i get home.

[twoton_twentyone]

You're probably right there. He'd be upset if I ruined the surprise.

[reginamariposa]

yeah he would. wouldnt want that

[twoton_twentyone]

Still bringing home a safe ham?

[ Priorities. ]