Texting!

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Dr. Mrs. The Monarch | Venture Bros

[reginamariposa]

[I've seen the movie, but will steer clear of spoilers if ya like]

[kafkaiju]

okay I'm new to this whole hero thing can I maybe ask for a less scary arch.

did you give me a scary guy because i look scary

[reginamariposa]

Did your arch intimidate you or threaten you? That's supposed to be your bag.

....Your aesthetic probably did have something to do with it, yes. I didn't assign yours personally, but I can take another look if they made you uncomfortable.

[kafkaiju]

oh man im not gonna get them in trouble am i? it wasn't that bad! just a bit extreme for a first timer, with the hostages and all.

[ He is immediately revealing he's a nice guy- he genuinely cares about not getting his scary arch into nebulous trouble. ]

i mean, i know i'm a monster but i'm more the 'friend to all children' sort of monster.

[reginamariposa]

Were any of the hostages hurt? Were you hurt? They're supposed to go through stuff like that with you...

[he's way too nice...but it's alright she can work with this]

I understand. What drew you to the costumed business, by the way?

[kafkaiju]

nothing like that! kids were fine. my arm grew back fine. im sure they knew i can do that.

anyway. i guess i just wanted to be useful. what else was i going to do with a bunch of weird powers?

[reginamariposa]

Trust me, somtimes they don't care. There are many different kinds of villains and 'heroes' who don't care about that stuff.

You could've been a genuine superhero. Or a vigilante.

[kafkaiju]

this is harder than i thought.

but the only way to be a 'genuine' superhero is to be a rich heir or something. my old job didn't even have a decent pension.

[reginamariposa]

well...not always. you could get some investors.

[kafkaiju]

Not many are interest in the skull face. The ones that are... are weird.

[reginamariposa]

i know of someone who could help. he is guild associated, but he isn't under our thumb. i dont think he can be under anyones...

[twoton_twentyone]

Did you order something? Because a box showed up, and we're pretty sure it's a Honey Baked ham. The Boss thinks Phantom Limb sent it for you, my money was on you. So, any idea on mystery ham?

[reginamariposa]

???? why would i order
dONT open the box! it might be a bomb or something that smells like ham...i hate our life sometimes

[twoton_twentyone]

Well, I'm out 20 bucks, lame.

Dude, do you know how good this smells? That's evil if it's a bomb or poisoned.

[reginamariposa]

i know i should tell you to be more worried about this, but i also know this is you

precisely because it smells delicious??

[twoton_twentyone]

What if I just drag it out into the back yard and make sure it's not a bomb? It didn't blow up on the porch. I'll be careful, don't worry.

It's killing me. It smells like what a thanksgiving dinner looks like on TV.

[reginamariposa]

gary DO NOT TOUCH IT. leave it alone, get monarch AWAY FROM IT

that's THE FREAKING POINT

[twoton_twentyone]

Oh my god. Fine, I won't touch it, but you know this is killing us both. I'll try to get him to go out to the Deli or something.

This is so unfair.

[reginamariposa]

the point is for you NOT TO DIE. THANK YOU.

i know. i'll get you guys a rum ham thing later, okay?

[twoton_twentyone]

I'm not going to die. Death by ham would be the lamest death!

Can't we just get Red Death to come check it out? I bet he could tell, and it would save buying another.

If not, OMG you're the best.

[reginamariposa]

he has a family to think of, i'm not going to risk that.

i know, i know

[twoton_twentyone]

Fair, couldn't do that to Kate and Lila.

[ Most wholesome scary family. ]

Just for the record, if we find out who did this, I'm so kicking their ass.

[reginamariposa]

i'll let you kick their ass before i kill them

[twoton_twentyone]

You got a deal, Mrs. Monarch.

[reginamariposa]

the two of you just sit tight. i'll be there in a bit