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[goshdarnsocks]

"Each of your Eggbabies has a built in computer which registers the amount of care-- or lack of care-- it's given. These readings will determine your grade. As you can see the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions in need. It's your job to fill those needs."
How to:
✦ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom. Others will reply
✦ Congratulations, the two of you are now in charge of an Eggbaby. RECOVERjoy has made it a mandatory mission to take care of the baby for one million joypoints (Note: this has no in game effect it's on the meme comm). It is your job to take care of and keep the baby happy. If you drop the baby, you fail. You can not turn it off.
✦ You can RNG a number between 1 and 8 to find out what kind of situation you're in.
✦ Good luck!

Options:
1. Other plans. You had other plans but now you aren't sure if you can do them because of this baby. Try to convince your partner to do you a favor or else you'll have to drag the baby along with you.
2. Broke baby. Something is seriously wrong with this baby. It won't stop crying no matter what you do and you really wish this thing had an off switch.
3. Lost baby. What do you mean where's the baby? Don't you have it? Wait, you mean, you don't? FU-- WHERE'S THE BABY?!
4. Perfect baby. Your baby never cries. In fact, it doesn't really do much of anything. Wow, this project sure is easy! . . . Dude, it keeps staring at me.
5. Not my baby. This isn't your baby but you're watching it for a friend until they get back from that super important meeting. They've been gone all day and you hope they'll get back soon.
6. Twins. You're taking care of your baby and someone else's baby. (bonus option: you're taking care of another baby and another and another and another. . .)
7. MY BABYYYY! What the hell did you do? Your baby is broken. You've failed your mission. Maybe you can put it together and no one will ever notice or try to steal someone else's baby.
8. Crack baby. Roll again, combine prompts, or make up your own scenario.

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Comments

Asuka Langley Soryu l Neon Genesis Evangelion l OTA

[hochmut]

Hey, you! 0u0 /rolls a 2

[justicealwayswins]

[Perhaps Ishimaru's overzealous attention has created a needy eggbaby, or perhaps it has something to do with the way he becomes agitated every time it does- anyway, by the time he locates Asuka he's been cradling the fussing thing for a solid hour to no avail, and he's at a loss. He has never failed an assignment!]

Our baby is constantly upset!

3 I don't even (also yaaay Sakura!)

[childofblue]

[To say that the... whatever the hell it was had run Chou's nerves a little ragged was an understatement. Oh, sure, he was used to loud noises and crying (don't ask, it was that one time...), but really, having to constantly deal with it was just nuts. So he'd set the thing in the cabnet for a little while to get a break, but when he came back it uh...]

Sakura-san, did you take the egg?

Raiden | Metal Gear

[lightningreborn]

Shirogane Le Bel Sakuya | Hatoful Boyfriend | OTA

[debossy]

[because seriously how can I not]

...4.

[mirroredvalue]

[...She may have been staring at that eggbaby for several minutes. Perhaps more worrisome, it's been spending this time staring back.]

Eggs don't normally have eyes, right...?

Grunt | Mass Effect

[has_ammo]

6

[l016]

[It's all Luna's fault, really. It started with her agreeing to take one eggbaby; all well and good, right? But then someone asked if she could mind their twins, and someone else asking for help and another someone and another someone - and to be fair, Grunt did mention he wanted lots of children, right? Well, now he's got some! Thirteen of them, to be exact.

Now, as Luna looks over the horde of eggbabies, she begins to think that this may have been a terrible mistake.]

I-I'm sorry.

Silhouette the Hedgehog [fem!Shadow]

[fakerette]

[ yes yes yes yes yes ]

Terry McGinnis | Batman Beyond

[bat_schway]

[ NOT AGAIN ]

I rolled a 4

[nextavenger]

[James is just... staring at the eggbaby, waiting for something to happen]

Aren't they supposed to cry, or something?

Bruce Banner | Incredible Hulk/MCU | OTA

[improvised_green]

2 broken baby!

[labcoatgirl]

Betty was beside herself, trying to get the egg to stop wailing. She'd done everything she could think of and the crying was giving her a headache. Here she thought this would be an easy A!

Bruce was coming over soon though, maybe he could help. He'll find her holding her ears on the other side of the couch away from the baby.

Ryoga Hibiki | Ranma ½

[wanders]

PERFECT BABY

[cherrybombpie]

[Cradling her "baby" in her arms.]

Our baby is so beautiful and perfect, do you not agree? Surely he is the epitome of your strength and my beauty! Ohohohohoho~! ♥

Ryuunosuke Fujinami | Urusei Yatsura

[sarashi]

Kyon | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

[procrastinated]

Shinji Ikari | Neon Genesis Evangelion

[hharinezumi]

3.

[hochmut]

[Hi Shinji. Have a very angry Asuka.]

Shinji, where's the baby?!

Isaac Lahey -- Teen Wolf -- OTA

[excessive]

Warren Peace | Sky High | Open

[ahotpeace]

Caleb Danvers || The Covenant

[compulsion]

Danny Mahealani || Teen Wolf

[ex_notathreat982]

james t. kirk ;; star trek (reboot)

[aweless]

3, I hope you don't mind some random canon tagging?

[taser_warrior]

When the federation and SHIELD corralled together with the idea of 'a global union, and possible taskforce' Darcy had nodded along attended every meeting and gala like a good little desk monkey slash agent in training. At least until both groups got the bright idea to enforce 'responsibility' on some of their still more...volatile, non rule abiding employees.
Somehow (Coulson denied putting her on it it with his tone cold Stepford agent face) Darcy was on that list with one James Tiberius Kirk.
They were given an egg baby and a fake apartment in some old Shield building. Unfortunately their creepy egg baby and was currently missing after only three days of 'joint custody' and she couldn't find any trace of him.
"KIRK! Please tell me you have our creepy egg child."

leonard 'bones' mccoy ;; star trek (reboot)

[surliest]

[He never signed up for this, dammit.]

Greece | Axis Powers Nyotalia

[lefteria]

[Someone remind her that she has to pay more attention to an eggbaby than a cat.]

Luna | Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward | OTA

[l016]

[And we didn't even have to make the baby!]

Jane Crocker ❝Homestuck❞

[submit]

Yup this seems like a Castiel thing | Supernatural

[freefallen]

[kindalikedit]

[Dean's about two seconds from pulling the Impala over and booting Castiel's pet project out. This...thing keeps crying and wailing and bitching and moaning and he can feel a vein starting to pulse. It started up a few minutes ago and it just. Won't. Stop. Dean has to raise his voice over it]

Dude, seriously? What's with that thing anyway?

Saber | Fate/Zero

[untilavalon]

2

[wouldbesavior]

[What's that? They were assigned to take care of this thing together? Well, Kiritsugu doesn't need any help looking after babies. He's a father. He can do this on his own, thank you very much.

Which is why he is currently all on his own, ignoring his partner and holding this eggbaby that won't seem to stop shrieking no matter what he does.

He really needs a cigarette.]

Virgil Hawkins / Static Shock | Redacted

[bangbaby]

Hyuuga Hinata AU | Naruto | M/F

[hyuugaheiress]

6

[linefacingforever]

[They were only supposed to take care of one baby, just one. The two of them had been paired in their joint health class, something that Yu had no objections to. Of course... there was that whole problem of needing to appease his social links as well. That was why, when Hinata stopped by his house when he failed to attend one of his classes at the dojo, she... got to see him sitting in his room, cradling their baby, while being surrounded by five others.]

[He looked up when she came in, a sheepish expression on his very tired face.]

...I can explain.