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[goshdarnsocks]

"Each of your Eggbabies has a built in computer which registers the amount of care-- or lack of care-- it's given. These readings will determine your grade. As you can see the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions in need. It's your job to fill those needs."
How to:
✦ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom. Others will reply
✦ Congratulations, the two of you are now in charge of an Eggbaby. RECOVERjoy has made it a mandatory mission to take care of the baby for one million joypoints (Note: this has no in game effect it's on the meme comm). It is your job to take care of and keep the baby happy. If you drop the baby, you fail. You can not turn it off.
✦ You can RNG a number between 1 and 8 to find out what kind of situation you're in.
✦ Good luck!

Options:
1. Other plans. You had other plans but now you aren't sure if you can do them because of this baby. Try to convince your partner to do you a favor or else you'll have to drag the baby along with you.
2. Broke baby. Something is seriously wrong with this baby. It won't stop crying no matter what you do and you really wish this thing had an off switch.
3. Lost baby. What do you mean where's the baby? Don't you have it? Wait, you mean, you don't? FU-- WHERE'S THE BABY?!
4. Perfect baby. Your baby never cries. In fact, it doesn't really do much of anything. Wow, this project sure is easy! . . . Dude, it keeps staring at me.
5. Not my baby. This isn't your baby but you're watching it for a friend until they get back from that super important meeting. They've been gone all day and you hope they'll get back soon.
6. Twins. You're taking care of your baby and someone else's baby. (bonus option: you're taking care of another baby and another and another and another. . .)
7. MY BABYYYY! What the hell did you do? Your baby is broken. You've failed your mission. Maybe you can put it together and no one will ever notice or try to steal someone else's baby.
8. Crack baby. Roll again, combine prompts, or make up your own scenario.

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Comments

Asuka Langley Soryu l Neon Genesis Evangelion l OTA

[hochmut]

Raiden | Metal Gear

[lightningreborn]

3 I don't even (also yaaay Sakura!)

[childofblue]

[To say that the... whatever the hell it was had run Chou's nerves a little ragged was an understatement. Oh, sure, he was used to loud noises and crying (don't ask, it was that one time...), but really, having to constantly deal with it was just nuts. So he'd set the thing in the cabnet for a little while to get a break, but when he came back it uh...]

Sakura-san, did you take the egg?

Shirogane Le Bel Sakuya | Hatoful Boyfriend | OTA

[debossy]

[because seriously how can I not]

Grunt | Mass Effect

[has_ammo]

Silhouette the Hedgehog [fem!Shadow]

[fakerette]

[ yes yes yes yes yes ]

Hey, you! 0u0 /rolls a 2

[justicealwayswins]

[Perhaps Ishimaru's overzealous attention has created a needy eggbaby, or perhaps it has something to do with the way he becomes agitated every time it does- anyway, by the time he locates Asuka he's been cradling the fussing thing for a solid hour to no avail, and he's at a loss. He has never failed an assignment!]

Our baby is constantly upset!

here we go

[hochmut]

[He's always anal and she's always angry, so of course this baby's going to be fucked up.]

This is all your fault! Ugh, now we're never gonna win these stupid points because of you.

[She reaches to grab the baby from his arms.] Let go, I'll do it right.

AWW YES

[justicealwayswins]

What are you trying to say?! I have not neglected this baby for a minute!

[He does willingly let go of it, though.]

Terry McGinnis | Batman Beyond

[bat_schway]

[ NOT AGAIN ]

Bruce Banner | Incredible Hulk/MCU | OTA

[improvised_green]

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[hochmut]

Then you've been taking care of it wrong, idiot!

[Asuka tries vigorously rocking the baby. Surprise, surprise-it doesn't seem to be getting better.]

Ryoga Hibiki | Ranma ½

[wanders]

Ryuunosuke Fujinami | Urusei Yatsura

[sarashi]

Kyon | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

[procrastinated]

PERFECT BABY

[cherrybombpie]

[Cradling her "baby" in her arms.]

Our baby is so beautiful and perfect, do you not agree? Surely he is the epitome of your strength and my beauty! Ohohohohoho~! ♥

[wanders]

[It's a lot easier than Ryoga thought. But... but the point of this exercise was for him to learn how to be a good father! So, he asks--]

Can I hold i-- him? [He won't let this project go by without him learning how to hold a baby!]

[cherrybombpie]

[Kodachi was the glowing epitome of motherhood. She beamed at the baby's father, gently passing the egg over to him.]

He's still so small - you must be very gentle.

[ . . . She'd doodled a face onto the egg and had put on some egg-sized clothes.]

[wanders]

[He took the egg, holding it in his hands like he would water, before picking it up and holding it out with both of his hands.]

R...Right, gentle. Gentle... [yeah. he has no idea what he's doing. it's hard when it's just an egg, and it's... giving him the jitters, the way it's just looking at him.]

[cherrybombpie]

[Kodachi looked at him approvingly.]

Of course he likes his Papa-sama. ♥

[wanders]

Of course... of course! [He holds the baby up triumphantly!]

If taking care of this thing is easy, then an actual baby should be no problem! [a pause, as he lowers the baby and has a realization. he chuckles.]

As strong as his father... this must be why he has yet to cry.

[cherrybombpie]

He is an actual baby! Don't say such hurtful things to your son!

[Snatches the egg away from him! Bad Ryoga!]

He may be strong, but I am certain that inside his heart is fragile. Just like you. [She's just insulting him, but little does she know that it's true.]

...4.

[mirroredvalue]

[...She may have been staring at that eggbaby for several minutes. Perhaps more worrisome, it's been spending this time staring back.]

Eggs don't normally have eyes, right...?

Shinji Ikari | Neon Genesis Evangelion

[hharinezumi]