Old HotOrNot.com

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The HotOrNot.com Meme



This is a gentler version of the previous Rate That Ass Meme.

Before the days of Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and MySpace, there was a site called HotOrNot.com. At that time, HotOrNot.com was a site where users could upload a picture of themselves and get rated by anyone who visited the site on how hot they are based on a score of 1 through 10. 1 being NOT and 10 being HOT. The site no longer functions that way as of today. Also, you never knew what number every person gave you since rating was open to both actual registered users and non-registered users of the website. But who gives a damn? We're gonna spice things up a little.

HOW TO PLAY:
* Post your character name, fandom, and all that good stuff on the subject line.

* Find a picture of your character and post it in the comment body. If you think the picture is too big, go ahead and link us to the picture. Pictures that are NSFW were generally removed from the website so if at all possible, please post a picture that is SFW.

* Everyone else comments on how hot (10) or not (1) they are. On that matter, rate everyone else, too. If your character wants to take it up to 11 (or more), sure.

*OPs, feel free to thank the person who gave you the rating or confront them on why they gave such a rating. Get into an argument, arrange a meeting somewhere, whatever floats your boat!

*Profit?

Comments

[majorcrotchgrab]

... I'm gay.

[temperedsadism]

*Just... this face.*

[majorcrotchgrab]

You should take it as a compliment that even a man finds you attractive.

Actually... I would've drank up every last drop from that pumpkin.

[He licks his lips]

I'm sorry for him. XD;

[temperedsadism]

Maybe, but... ugh. I didn't need that mental imagery!

*Face in hands.*

Raikov enjoys trolling his type. >3

[majorcrotchgrab]

I bet I could give you a better blowjob than any woman you've ever been with.

I encourage it! <3

[temperedsadism]

...WHAT.

*No. No no no no, he's straight! He's straight, dammit! Why the ffffffuuuuuu--?!!*

[majorcrotchgrab]

Who knows a man's body better than anyone?: Another man.

AHAHAHA! That icon! <3<3!

[temperedsadism]

C-come on, stop saying that crap! You're just trying to rile me up! *Because it's working, fffff*

8D

[majorcrotchgrab]

Aw, what's wrong...? Is it working?

[Because Raikov goes to check. Time for a famous crotchgrab!]

<3~~~

[temperedsadism]

AAAAH!!

*Oh yes, he's hard alright. And he's quite gifted in terms of cock size - both length and width. Impulsively, he swings his fist at Raikov's face.*

<3!

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov is not only talented in grabbing crotches, he's also talented at punching people in the face so he knows the motions all too well. He just barely manages to duck down, giving Tomoaki another good squeeze before he lets go]

My, my. You are riled up, aren't you?

[temperedsadism]

You--- You shameless pervert!!

*He's not sure WHAT to think, but he does try to punch him again. He's unsatisfied since his first swing didn't connect. As he's just a civilian, he doesn't have any combat training, so it's no wonder that Raikov is able to avoid or deflect him, anyway. Not that Tomoaki knows.*

[majorcrotchgrab]

[The Russian laughs and jumps back, blocking the punch with his arm. It hurts but at least it deflected the hit from his face]

You're just ashamed a man was able to make you hard.

[temperedsadism]

Piss off!

*Of course he's ashamed by that! God! He punches at him again and again, with everything that he has. At this rate, he may end up tiring himself out sooner rather than later....*

[majorcrotchgrab]

[While he is a military man, Raikov prefers to avoid getting hurt. He eventually gets fed up ducks under his fist again, going for another crotchgrab - except this time it isn't the arousing kind. He's attempting to get Tomoaki to buckle over in pain.]

[temperedsadism]

GAH...!!

*It doesn't take much, really, due to the fact he wasn't expecting it. He chokes on a breath and goes limp, all but collapsing from the grip on his junk. Well, he will utterly fall over if Raikov lets go. Otherwise he just kinda... stands there, his knees shaking.*

[majorcrotchgrab]

[The boy managed to get a few hits prior. Raikov's cheek is still stinging from the impact. He lets go and shoves Tomoaki back]

Idiot.

[temperedsadism]

*He falls over, boneless and panting. His breath hitches from pain, but at least his pride is somewhat spared: he's not crying.*

Nngh... kh...!

[majorcrotchgrab]

You could've just been a good little boy and gently swatted away my hand but no... you had to punch me. Let's hope my lover doesn't find out about this. He doesn't like it when people hurt me.

[temperedsadism]

You grabbed.... my dick, you ass!

*Just... give him some time to recover. Oww.*

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov's crouched down next to him]

I do it to a lot of men. Most don't complain.

[temperedsadism]

*Uuuurgh...*

Fucking... jackass.

*But even though he's hurting, he's still rather hard. It's a complicated feeling. But, he's managed to ease his hold up a little bit, not wanting to move until he feels like moving won't cause him additional pain.*

[majorcrotchgrab]

I know.

[If he could see the erection, he'd tease Tomoaki about it but for now he waits around for the man to recover - just to see if he'll continue to be violent or actually give in]

[temperedsadism]

*He stays quiet for awhile, then gingerly moves, standing up. With time, his erection has flagged, but hasn't quite gone away. He's ignoring it as best as he can.*

...Don't do that again.

*But all the fight is definitely drained out of him. He enjoys his family jewels too much to risk them a second time.*

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Still crouched down, Raikov looks up at him while smirking]

Which one? The grab that feels good or the painful one?