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Megido Flame ([personal profile] megido_flame) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-05-16 12:03 am

Old HotOrNot.com

The HotOrNot.com Meme




This is a gentler version of the previous Rate That Ass Meme.

Before the days of Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and MySpace, there was a site called HotOrNot.com. At that time, HotOrNot.com was a site where users could upload a picture of themselves and get rated by anyone who visited the site on how hot they are based on a score of 1 through 10. 1 being NOT and 10 being HOT. The site no longer functions that way as of today. Also, you never knew what number every person gave you since rating was open to both actual registered users and non-registered users of the website. But who gives a damn? We're gonna spice things up a little.

HOW TO PLAY:
* Post your character name, fandom, and all that good stuff on the subject line.

* Find a picture of your character and post it in the comment body. If you think the picture is too big, go ahead and link us to the picture. Pictures that are NSFW were generally removed from the website so if at all possible, please post a picture that is SFW.

* Everyone else comments on how hot (10) or not (1) they are. On that matter, rate everyone else, too. If your character wants to take it up to 11 (or more), sure.

*OPs, feel free to thank the person who gave you the rating or confront them on why they gave such a rating. Get into an argument, arrange a meeting somewhere, whatever floats your boat!

*Profit?
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i'm interested in this)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Still crouched down, Raikov looks up at him while smirking]

Which one? The grab that feels good or the painful one?
temperedsadism: (as I enjoyed my life)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
*He steps back a bit, not wanting Raikov too close to his groin.*

Both!

*If Raikov was meeker, he might suggest he do something to make it up to him, but as it is, he's not too crazy about testing the boundaries yet.*
Edited 2013-05-17 04:41 (UTC)
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ burp)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov rubs the cheek that was struck. He'd gladly "make it up to him" if he asked. ;3]

You're no fun, you know that?

[He sighs and stands up]
temperedsadism: (A madness was sealed away in my genes)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be more fun if you hadn't violated my personal space!

*Asking him to make it up to him may take some time - not that it's not... oh, fuck it.*

You gonna make up for your rough handling, or what?
Edited 2013-05-17 04:47 (UTC)
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ is that so?)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs casually]

Says you.

[... Make up for it, huh? Raikov tilts his head and crosses his arms]

Oh, I have to make it up to you? How so?
temperedsadism: (When I think back on how peaceful life)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you prove your earlier words. If you're really as good as you say you are, I'll won't hold your behavior against you.

*He can't deny that he's curious. He really can't. And it's Raikov's fault that he was in pain to begin with!*
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ hmph; such a spoiled brat)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that was a quick turn around... not that Raikov's going to complain.]

No more punching and it's a deal.
temperedsadism: (A madness was sealed away in my genes)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I won't punch you unless you hurt me. Or if I warn you once and you keep doing what I don't like. Fair?

*But if Raikov was going to be so insistent about his cock, he might as well indulge in some free pleasure.*
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (Default)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

[Raikov gets down on his knees in front of Tomoaki]

I was quite impressed when I grabbed you. I hope you aren't still sore. If you are, I can kiss it and make it better...
temperedsadism: (When I think back on how peaceful life)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. You're not the only one who has been impressed by my size. Though I'm still sore enough that you made it not be able to stay quite so hard.

*This time, he doesn't try to stay out of range, and just patiently waits and watches, looking down at him. He has a strange feeling of pleasure seeing him kneel like this.*

I'll give you a simple warning: if you only swallow, you'd better have a large stomach.

*That isn't to say that one load is too much, but the fact that he doesn't usually have small loads when he ejaculates. And even if he's been going at it for awhile, it's almost always as if he blew his load for the first time after a stretch of nothing.*
majorcrotchgrab: **do not take** (✬ my desire colors the ocean red)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear.

[He gently gropes him before unzipping the man's pants, then slowly tugs them down, purring]

I could always swallow some and... let you cover me with the rest.

[And with the pants out of the way, Raikov grabs the waistband of Tomoaki's boxers, pulling them down ever so slightly so just the tip of his erection is exposed]

Of course, if I let you do that, I should probably strip. Wouldn't want to get my clothes all messy...
temperedsadism: (When I think back on how peaceful life)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
*Okay, this groping feels better than just being grabbed. He hums softly, holding still while Raikov whips his dick out. Well, at least partially. It twitches a little from being exposed to the air, and he has to hold back a shiver.*

...Do what you want in that regard.

*Absently, he settles a hand on his hip, having to restrain the urge to just whip himself out entirely.*

majorcrotchgrab: (❤ groan in the pleasure zone)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[The Russian certainly isn't going to stop him if that's what he wants to do. He doesn't mind a bit of forcefulness. His lover is a sadist, after all - although he never harms Raikov.

He licks his lips at the sight and tugs the boxers down to his thighs, then grips Tomoaki's now fully exposed member at the base, giving it a nice squeeze]


Mmm.. I can't wait to taste you...
temperedsadism: (I mustn't resent my fate)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
*Even half-hard as it is, it's larger than the average dick, having a thick girth. Tomoaki shudders and lets out a soft crooning noise. There's a certain feeling to the man's touch compared to a woman's, and it doesn't take much for him to realize the fact that Raikov had already uttered: a man would know how to please a man.

*Even this is a good start, and he presses his hips slightly into his hand. His eyelids drift partially closed.*

Nnh...
majorcrotchgrab: (❤ and when you turn your love on me)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[And one of the reason Raikov rose to such a high rank was because of how well he knew how to please men.

He leans forward, pressing his lips against the tip of the man's cock and giving it a small kiss. He doesn't pull away though, instead taking Tomoaki into his mouth, slowly swirling his tongue around the head.

Eventually Raikov has about half of Tomoaki's length in his mouth, his tongue exploring his skin, nudging his veins. He gives him another squeeze with his hand and moans against him]
temperedsadism: (I mustn't resent my fate)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah... ngh...

*For all his sharp talking and composure, Tomoaki is vocal in bed. Raikov's mouth feels so warm and sinfully good that he can't resist it. It feels like heat is coiling in his belly, and tingles shooting down his spine.

*Raikov's moan gets a slow whimper in response, and a slight nudge of his hips.*

A-aah... fuck...

*If he hasn't realized it before, that he'd be taken for quite the ride, he does now!*
majorcrotchgrab: (❤ got me shooting from the hip)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Another man turned into putty by his skills. Raikov can't help but smirk. (Or as best as one can with a cock in their mouth.) He brings his hand back and as he continues to suck, Raikov starts undressing himself. Off come the belt, jacket, shirt, and tie then sets his hat off to the side. As he unzips his pants and attempts to get out of them, along with his boots, he ends up moving around a lot, causing Tomoaki's to shift around in the Russian's mouth.

Finding it to be too much of a hassle, Raikov pulls back, leaving his partner's cock unattended and covered in spit. He's quick about removing the rest of his clothes though - except for his trademark thong.

His body is spotless, his skin pure and white. Despite being somewhat toned, he's very soft to the touch. He returns to his spot in front of Tomoaki, on his knees, and licks at the tip]


You know... you've gotten me riled up as well... Maybe you should do something about that...
temperedsadism: (When I think back on how peaceful life)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
*All the squirming makes him feel a little frustrated, and he sighs, impatiently waiting for Raikov to finish undressing. When he's finally done, his eyes flick down to the thong the man wears, and he arches an eyebrow.*

Well, I kinda like you where you are right now. And unless you want to help me keep my balance, there's nothing I can do for you.

*But, he does slip his feet out of his pink and white shoes, and slightly lifts a sock-clad foot.*

If you help me keep my balance, I'll rub you with my foot.
Edited 2013-05-17 06:50 (UTC)
majorcrotchgrab: (❤ i'd rather be inside your head)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov looks up at him, grinning. Forget the feet. That's not what he's after.]

Orrr... You could fuck me.

[Blunt as always.]
temperedsadism: (As I danced in my little cage on cue)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh?

*He hasn't tried anal before, but... Well, what's the harm?*

You'll have to guide me a little, but I think I'd be down with that.
majorcrotchgrab: recolored by <user name=knuxiechan> (❤ you never stop you great big tease)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[What a difference compared to before. Raikov's quite happy with this turn out.]

You've had sex with a woman before, right...? You basically do the same thing except to my ass since I obviously lack a vagina.

[And thank god for that too. So messy and overly wet. Ugh.]

I'm used to taking someone of your length and girth so I don't need any warming up. You, however...

[He licks up and down Tomoaki's erection, making sure to keep it slick with saliva.]

It's just... mm... a matter of what... [slurp] position you want to... take me from...
temperedsadism: (I mustn't resent my fate)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
*Tomoaki tilts his head slightly.*

Ah.. that was mostly what I was concerned about. Getting you... ready.

*He flushes a little, gritting his teeth as Raikov resumes licking him again. He's willing to bet that if Raikov was a girl, he'd make a very cute one.*

Get me off once, then I'll move you where I want you.

*His breath shudders a little. He's not close yet, but he's getting there.*
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ kolybel'naja)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He's no stranger to multiple orgasms. It took him a while before he got the hang of it himself. Raikov lets out a low chuckle, placing another kiss on the tip of the man's cock]

Gladly...

[He returns to where he left off, taking in as much of Tomoaki as he can without choking - which is still a decent amount. He grunts and moans against him, rubbing his tongue along the underside of his length.]
temperedsadism: (In whose hands does my fate lie...?)

[personal profile] temperedsadism 2013-05-17 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
O--ohh...!

*Oh hell, why does Raikov's mouth feel so good? It's hot and slippery... and his tongue feels wonderful!*

Oh fuck~

*Hand moving from his hip, he uses both to grab the back of the man's head, fingers threading through his hair.*

Don't fucking stop.... *he growls, jerking his hips forward. His breathing comes in soft pants.*
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ at the sweetest moment)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-05-17 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov makes a pleased sound as Tomoaki starts thrusting. He can feel his face getting hot when he hears that his partner is enjoying this.]

Mmpphh..

[He clutches Tomoaki's hips and sucks harder, gently grazing his teeth over the man's cock]

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