enya ([personal profile] enya) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-06-29 07:46 pm

manifesting baddies this season

the tinder meme

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING
dethangel: (Default)

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[personal profile] dethangel 2023-06-30 01:23 am (UTC)(link)

TOKI WARTOOTH (20something)
toki from dethklok (real) (nots clicksbait) (im not kiddings). i plays rhythm guitars and keyboards. i likes cats and crafts and building models. you can asks to sees my models collection if you wants!! not lookins for groupies on here ats this time unless you ams really really cool.
       
noenemies: (09. Phone call)

[personal profile] noenemies 2023-06-30 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
whats up. i like ur music.

im kikuri. im bassist/vocals for sick hack, we're a psychedelic band out in japan. you wanna jam some time?
dethangel: (:D)

[personal profile] dethangel 2023-06-30 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
oh wowee i loves goins to japan!

we shoulds totally jams. :) i mights be a little busys soon but i shoulds be able to haves some time to gets a ride and hangs out.

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Chazz Princeton ( Yu-Gi-Oh! GX ) OTA

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Chazz Princeton (18)
The best duelist you'll ever meet. They call me The Chazz. I like fried shrimp and feminism.
       
inkscrutable: (( 7. ))

hirofumi yoshida 🐙 chainsaw man

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HIROFUMI YOSHIDA (18﹖)
A regular highschooler who likes to play with his food before eating it.

       
himbomb: (16)

????

[personal profile] himbomb 2023-06-30 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
what the FUCK

[…is going on in that picture he doesn’t like it]

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[personal profile] kaakaa 2023-07-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what's going on there but yolo.

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Yusei Fudo ( Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds ) m/m

[personal profile] junksynchron 2023-06-30 01:52 am (UTC)(link)

Yusei Fudo (20)
You'd be lucky to go on a date with this guy and his duel runner. Nevermind how awkward and goody two shoes he is.
       


[ Clearly, Yusei has no idea what someone(s) have been up to on his phone. ]
ourlittlenordicangel: (Hiding in barrel)

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

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The Swede (?)
Confused, nameless Swedish pirate. Is a classically trained soprano with a whole entire bakery back there.
       
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Crow Hogan ( Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds / Arc-V ) OTA

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Crow Hogan (19)
If you hate kids, you're a red flag.
       
pyonpyon: fated time (pic#14967572)

[personal profile] pyonpyon 2023-07-02 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Kids probably shouldn't be using this app. Right?? (・_・ヾ

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King Rauru ♔ Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom ♔ OTA

[personal profile] raauru 2023-06-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)


KING RAURU (1000+)
Hello there everyone, I hope you're having a pleasant day. I am Rauru, sage of light and king of Hyrule. It is an honor to be witnessed by you.
       

lustify: fc: incubus from heartless (Default)

yokubo | original | ota

[personal profile] lustify 2023-06-30 03:04 am (UTC)(link)

yokubo (23)
influencer with too many cars.

lets go for a ride. :)
       
jealous_fury: (pic#16556385)

✓ Megaera | Hades

[personal profile] jealous_fury 2023-07-03 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
You can't fool my eyes. That complexion...

Hm, an immortal?

A nice disguise. I'm sure all the mortals love you?

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sarica — fantasy oc — m/m

[personal profile] legislatory 2023-06-30 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ info. quick rundown: legislator/adviser to the Sacred Council and the Senate of his country, inspired by Ancient Greece/Rome. manipulative and controlling at his worst, charming and charismatic at his best. talks a lot of bullshit, but makes it sound good. infamous for his orgies. chaotic neutral. assumed cr, canon mashing and multiversal shit is go. m/m for shipping, wide ota for the rest. ]




SARICA (42)
I make the decisions.
       
iesus: (Default)

paul "jesus" rovia. twd. m/m. 18+.

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Jesus (34??)
i like long climbs up precarious buildings in the moonlight, people that know better than to bring sand to the beach, guys that know how to take care of their knives, and cute dogs.
       
sinne: (ᛜ 055)

hel/geiravor lokisdottir | the prophecies of ragnarok | ota

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[ ooc: she totally did not sign herself up for this. ]


HELREGINN* (30+)
Something of an heiress. Troublemaking smartass from a family of troublemaking smartasses. Can unalive people with just a knife or knitting needles. Loves dogs. Attracted to men with long hair, self-esteem issues, and a high body count. Excellent caretaker, just don't expect me to heed my own advice.



*Not my real name. You probably can't say/spell/pronounce it anyway.
       
vintersoldat: (04)

Right Swipe of course

[personal profile] vintersoldat 2023-06-30 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Fancy seeing you on here...

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Fenris Lokison | The Prophecies of Ragnarok | ota

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Erik (30+)
Business Tycoon, Wolfishly Charming, Stronger than he looks, likes long walks, snuggling, and the occasional bite.
       
jdavings: (3)

Swipe Right

[personal profile] jdavings 2023-07-01 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wolfishly charming, hm?

You sold me on the long walks, snuggling, and the occasional bite.

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trevelyan ☆ da: inquisition

[personal profile] riftings 2023-07-01 12:30 am (UTC)(link)

Leanna Treveylan (late 20's)
Cute, sweet, magical, determined, committed, leader of the largest force on the continent, speaks for the gods (and the governments), likes a good story and a good game of cards, (may possibly set an innocent dwarf on fire for doing this - but it's for her own good, really)
       
emikaelson: from : easycompany (easy like sunday morning)

[personal profile] emikaelson 2023-07-01 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You've gotten me to swipe, and I never tend to bother. I have to know about these gods you speak for. I'd ask about the governments, but they are so very damn manipulative I can only count as a massive boon in your favor.

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nyota uhura | star trek | f/m

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( prefs - THIS WAS 100% MADE BY GAILA! she's very rusty oops. also down to au her into other treks! )


NYOTA UHURA (25)
I've been told I have a talented tongue.
       
orphne: (Kotone 1)

kotone shiomi | persona 3 portable | ota!

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KOTONE SHIOMI (17)
Second-year looking to make new friends! Let's enjoy however much time we have left together! 😊
       
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Megaera | Hades | OTA

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Megaera
(Immortal)

Tsk. How do I delete this? Bother me and you'll regret it. A lashing will be the least of your punishment.