manifesting baddies this season

[enya]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

TOKI WARTOOTH (20something) toki from dethklok (real) (nots clicksbait) (im not kiddings). i plays rhythm guitars and keyboards. i likes cats and crafts and building models. you can asks to sees my models collection if you wants!! not lookins for groupies on here ats this time unless you ams really really cool.

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Chazz Princeton ( Yu-Gi-Oh! GX ) OTA

[chazzitup]

Chazz Princeton (18) The best duelist you'll ever meet. They call me The Chazz. I like fried shrimp and feminism.

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hirofumi yoshida 🐙 chainsaw man

[inkscrutable]

HIROFUMI YOSHIDA (18﹖) A regular highschooler who likes to play with his food before eating it. ㋡

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Yusei Fudo ( Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds ) m/m

[junksynchron]

Yusei Fudo (20) You'd be lucky to go on a date with this guy and his duel runner. Nevermind how awkward and goody two shoes he is.

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[ Clearly, Yusei has no idea what someone(s) have been up to on his phone. ]

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

The Swede (?) Confused, nameless Swedish pirate. Is a classically trained soprano with a whole entire bakery back there.

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Crow Hogan ( Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds / Arc-V ) OTA

[kaakaa]

Crow Hogan (19) If you hate kids, you're a red flag.

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????

[himbomb]

what the FUCK

[…is going on in that picture he doesn’t like it]

[inkscrutable]

_{[ well, look who decided to evidently match with him. ]}

Hey.
We meet again. I didn't expect that.

_{[ the world's shittiest liar. ]}

King Rauru ♔ Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom ♔ OTA

[raauru]

KING RAURU (1000+) Hello there everyone, I hope you're having a pleasant day. I am Rauru, sage of light and king of Hyrule. It is an honor to be witnessed by you.

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[himbomb]

tf is going on in that pic, bro???

[look he had to ask…]

it looks like ur bein EATEN aLIVE????

yokubo | original | ota

[lustify]

yokubo (23) influencer with too many cars. lets go for a ride. :)

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[inkscrutable]

Clearly, you aren't looking hard enough.

_{[ He doesn't have a particular interest in forming close relationships, especially dates, but messing around with people is fun. The real reason why he's on an app like this remains a mystery. ]}

I'm hanging out with friends. There's eight of them.

sarica — fantasy oc — m/m

[legislatory]

[ info. quick rundown: legislator/adviser to the Sacred Council and the Senate of his country, inspired by Ancient Greece/Rome. manipulative and controlling at his worst, charming and charismatic at his best. talks a lot of bullshit, but makes it sound good. infamous for his orgies. chaotic neutral. assumed cr, canon mashing and multiversal shit is go. m/m for shipping, wide ota for the rest. ]

SARICA (42) I make the decisions.

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paul "jesus" rovia. twd. m/m. 18+.

[iesus]

Jesus (34??) i like long climbs up precarious buildings in the moonlight, people that know better than to bring sand to the beach, guys that know how to take care of their knives, and cute dogs.

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hel/geiravor lokisdottir | the prophecies of ragnarok | ota

[sinne]

[ ooc: she totally did not sign herself up for this. ]

HELREGINN* (30+) Something of an heiress. Troublemaking smartass from a family of troublemaking smartasses. Can unalive people with just a knife or knitting needles. Loves dogs. Attracted to men with long hair, self-esteem issues, and a high body count. Excellent caretaker, just don't expect me to heed my own advice. *Not my real name. You probably can't say/spell/pronounce it anyway.

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[noenemies]

whats up. i like ur music.

im kikuri. im bassist/vocals for sick hack, we're a psychedelic band out in japan. you wanna jam some time?

[dethangel]

oh wowee i loves goins to japan!

we shoulds totally jams. :) i mights be a little busys soon but i shoulds be able to haves some time to gets a ride and hangs out.

[noenemies]

hell yea that sounds like a blast

do you drink? i can show you all the best bars in tokyo.

[Or, more accurately, all the best, cheap bars that haven't banned her yet.]

my band doesn't tour much so i'm pretty much in tokyo all the time. let me know when is good for you.

[dethangel]

fucks yeah shows to me the bars! and also i wants to go to them cafes where you can gets the cutes foods. hellos kitty sandswich...

anyways i cans probably gets a guy to gets me outs there sometimes this weekends if that aint too shorts notice.

[noenemies]

oh yeah i know a couple places that do that. didnt expect that to be your thing but i like sandwiches lol

this weekend is good if you don't mind that i have a gig on saturday. u can come to that if you want to, i can get an extra ticket.

[dethangel]

oh yeah right cute stuff ams sooooooo brutals lol. surprise! unders all the corpse paints you finds a guy what likes hellos kitty and stuff.

yeah ill go sees your stuff, i dont goes to shows where im not playins so much. so itll be funs. and then aftersparty!!

[noenemies]

pregame AND after-party!!!

cute stuff is fine with me! it was just a little surprising

[dethangel]

ohhhh im sooooo ready to partys so fuckin hards.

well i cans also goes to a cafe with scary foods if they haves those. and the hellos kitty sandswich can fights the scary sandswich...

[noenemies]

sounds like a good time! i'll get the scary sandwich and you can get the kitty sandwich and we can smash them into each other!!

[Which would probably be a waste of good food, but Kikuri plans to be so drunk that she'll eat whatever mess comes of this idea.]

[dethangel]

fuuuuucks yeah. its gonna be so cool!!

[He's willing to drop as much cash as is necessary to have a good time playing with his food.]

we can finds out which one ams truly metals.