INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-06-27 05:42 am

them sexts







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

cunningschemer: (d21)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-03 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Claude can't believe what he's reading. It's terrifyingly detailed- so explicit that he can easily picture each scene in his mind.

He quickly discovers that his cock isn't concerned with distinguishing real promises from pure fantasy. Aurelien is a gorgeous man, and his words are utterly filthy in all the right ways; he's barely left Derdriu behind, and already he feels like he's riding to his doom.]


Is that what you want? Total obedience? I could fall to my knees and stare up at your with wide, adoring eyes. Beg you to ruin me. What should I call you? Sir? My Lord? Daddy?

Or would it be better if I fought you every step of the way? Gave you the chance to force my surrender just like you wanted? You would have to hold me down on your lap to stop me from squirming and bucking with every hit of your palm.
unrusty: (check it out: there's some goth chicks)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-03 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Master" has a nice ring to it, wouldn't you say?

But you don't need to give everything away quite so quickly. I'll enjoy breaking you in myself.


[ He doesn't mind brattiness—up to a point. In the end, though, he always wants to be the undisputed conqueror, powerful and victorious. ]
cunningschemer: (d18)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-03 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. That depends on you.

[He's comfortable with acting- he can play the role Aurelien wants if he sees the benefit. He can also try very hard not to play that role.

That all rests on just how hard Aurelien truly plans to go on him.]


Just a reminder- Edelgard isn't going to be pleased with any of that.
unrusty: when you have THE LORD? (why do you need feds)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-03 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And what are you going to do? Tattle to Mom?

[ The question is half-sincere, and so is his dismissiveness. ]
cunningschemer: (d09)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-03 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that thought make you nervous?

[He would love to threaten Aurelien with his actual Mother, but now he's absolutely certain he won't bring up Almyra unless it's absolutely necessary. He dreads to imagine what his parents would think if they knew about this.]
unrusty: (the demons have a spirit bomb)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-03 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Not particularly. You see, I try not to concern myself with the consequences of my actions. I have more fun that way.

[ He hopes Claude can feel his cheeky grin over text. ]
cunningschemer: (d10)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh he can feel it. Just another reason among many to make him nervous.]

Are you sure you don't want to come up with a way that we can both have fun? I'm happy to brainstorm ideas.
unrusty: (a thing with 1000 eyes & washboard abs)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-04 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Would you prefer to hold the whip? I'm not devoid of other playthings -- provided you aren't squeamish about the idea of saving your skin by flaying someone else's.

[ That... has its own appeal. It's different, of course, but not without merit. How low can he force Claude to sink? Will he catch a glimpse of horror in his eyes, as he realizes what depravity he is capable of with a little pushing? As Aurelien considers the possibilities, his breathing quickens. ]
cunningschemer: (d05)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-04 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
If I was so opposed to self-sacrifice, I wouldn't be on my way to you right now.

[He could probably make himself do something like that if it was somehow necessary, but just to save himself from pain? The idea makes him very uncomfortable. He made this decision, after all; not them.]

You might not care about the consequences of your actions, but I do.
unrusty: the base stat bonus we all get and then stacks for every ten (this prayer warriors mechanic)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-04 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
How very virtuous you are.

[ :) ]

In that case, I'm afraid not. If I wanted a poet, I'd hire one better than decent, and I find strategy games terribly dull when I could be indulging in strategy on an actual battlefield.
cunningschemer: (d09)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-04 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying I'm virtuous. But I'm not a monster.

[Well. At the very least he's managed to scrape together bits and pieces about Aurelien's behavior and preferences. With some time, he should be able to come up with a way or two to manipulate him, and hopefully worm his way out of whatever situation he's getting himself into.]

If you say so. Too bad... you would've liked it much better if I played along.
unrusty: (the demons have a spirit bomb)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And you'll like what happens to you much better if you cooperate -- but I know how to make my fun either way.

[ :) :) :) ]

Still, you ought to take the compliment. Edelgard is terribly dedicated to her scruples, as well. It's cute.
Edited 2023-07-04 21:39 (UTC)
cunningschemer: (d08)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-05 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Judging by what you've said so far, I'm not sure I believe that.

[Aurelien's idea of 'better' treatment might be just as awful, or worse. He can't rely on anything the man says regarding his interests.]

Cute? Not a word I thought I'd see anyone attach to Edelgard. Or myself, for that matter.
unrusty: (a thing with 1000 eyes & washboard abs)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-05 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. Self-made martyrs so dedicated to carrying their noble burdens alone are the most adorable people around. So righteous, so fragile... It's like watching a kitten puff up and hiss, ignorant of how easily its little life could be snuffed out.

When you see something like that, don't you just want to bully it until it starts to cry?


[ unfortunately, cuteness aggression immense ]
Edited 2023-07-05 21:26 (UTC)
cunningschemer: (d21)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-05 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know what you're talking about.

[And that's definitely for the best. Claude doesn't see himself as a martyr, far from it, but he supposes it might seem that way from Aurelien's point of view.

And he definitely knows how fragile any life can be... his own most of all.]


No. What's the appeal of watching someone cry?
unrusty: (based and demon-pilled)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-06 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't? I suppose you're coming to me for the health benefits, then?

Oh, plenty of things. Tears are the purest distillation I can imagine of a man's powerlessness. His vulnerability. His terror, his helplessness. So many things, and all of them a delight to hold in the palm of your hand.
cunningschemer: (d11)

[personal profile] cunningschemer 2023-07-06 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
In a way. You could say that.

I don't know. Crying for the agony of the moment doesn't really add up to all that. You might be overstating it.
unrusty: (check it out: there's some goth chicks)

[personal profile] unrusty 2023-07-06 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If you don't understand it, I can't make you.

[ Alas, he is not deflated by Claude's argument. ]