them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[unrusty]

How very virtuous you are.

[ :) ]

In that case, I'm afraid not. If I wanted a poet, I'd hire one better than decent, and I find strategy games terribly dull when I could be indulging in strategy on an actual battlefield.

[cunningschemer]

I'm not saying I'm virtuous. But I'm not a monster.

[Well. At the very least he's managed to scrape together bits and pieces about Aurelien's behavior and preferences. With some time, he should be able to come up with a way or two to manipulate him, and hopefully worm his way out of whatever situation he's getting himself into.]

If you say so. Too bad... you would've liked it much better if I played along.

[unrusty]

And you'll like what happens to you much better if you cooperate -- but I know how to make my fun either way.

[ :) :) :) ]

Still, you ought to take the compliment. Edelgard is terribly dedicated to her scruples, as well. It's cute.

[cunningschemer]

Judging by what you've said so far, I'm not sure I believe that.

[Aurelien's idea of 'better' treatment might be just as awful, or worse. He can't rely on anything the man says regarding his interests.]

Cute? Not a word I thought I'd see anyone attach to Edelgard. Or myself, for that matter.

[unrusty]

Oh, yes. Self-made martyrs so dedicated to carrying their noble burdens alone are the most adorable people around. So righteous, so fragile... It's like watching a kitten puff up and hiss, ignorant of how easily its little life could be snuffed out.

When you see something like that, don't you just want to bully it until it starts to cry?

[ unfortunately, cuteness aggression immense ]

[cunningschemer]

You don't know what you're talking about.

[And that's definitely for the best. Claude doesn't see himself as a martyr, far from it, but he supposes it might seem that way from Aurelien's point of view.

And he definitely knows how fragile any life can be... his own most of all.]

No. What's the appeal of watching someone cry?

[unrusty]

I don't? I suppose you're coming to me for the health benefits, then?

Oh, plenty of things. Tears are the purest distillation I can imagine of a man's powerlessness. His vulnerability. His terror, his helplessness. So many things, and all of them a delight to hold in the palm of your hand.

[cunningschemer]

In a way. You could say that.

I don't know. Crying for the agony of the moment doesn't really add up to all that. You might be overstating it.

[unrusty]

If you don't understand it, I can't make you.

[ Alas, he is not deflated by Claude's argument. ]