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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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hephaistion - fantasy au

[hetooisalexander]

[ooc: how about a spineless, manipulative, seductive spy and general to his tyrannical king, bastard son of a smaller sea deity, known for his unusual dexterity in bed, and murdering people in many very creative ways. the latter but a despicable rumour fabricated by people jealous of his position with the king, or so his says.]

sounds good!

[legislatory]

I'm hosting a party tonight. You're hereby invited.
Wear as little as possible.

[hetooisalexander]

An invitation. To one of lord advisor's famous parties. How delightful. Is there a theme for the dress, or am I free to choose what I like?

[legislatory]

"Change like the trees," the saying goes.
Dress in something that comes off naturally when summer is over.

That is the theme of life, so it will be the theme here as well.

[hetooisalexander]

In the mountain kingdom we tend to put on layers when the summer ends, not shed them, but alright. I may come as a humble shepherd, ready to drop his mantle with the leaves.

Does jewellery count?

[legislatory]

No, bedeck yourself to your heart's content.
The trees never give away their resin, do they? They keep their valuables close, too.

I was wondering what I was going to serve, but if you come as a shepherd, we shall have mutton.
In your honour.