them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[legislatory]

No, bedeck yourself to your heart's content.
The trees never give away their resin, do they? They keep their valuables close, too.

I was wondering what I was going to serve, but if you come as a shepherd, we shall have mutton.
In your honour.