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carol danvers | mcu | ota

[nodoubts]

[mrsdanvers]

You gonna be planetside by the weekend?
Because Monica's away with her pals on that school trip until late Sunday, so I was thinking of being devious with my space girlfriend.

[nodoubts]

I can definitely be planetside for my favorite girl.

Especially when she's feeling devious.

[mrsdanvers]

Oh, I'm your favorite girl, huh? Why, you got booty calls out in space? Pussy on every planet?
Because I could be convinced to be into it if you brought along one of those green-skinned babes from Star Trek.

But other than that, I feel like being damn devious with my girl. Feel like having a time like the old days; dancing, karaoke, barely being able to get home without pulling over and fucking in the jeep...

[nodoubts]

Come on, you really think I notice other women when the most beautiful one is waiting back at home for me?
Though a threesome could be fun if I ever manage to convince you on that space vacation.

God, I've missed that. I'm definitely going to try and distract you while you drive.

[mrsdanvers]

Okay, Danvers, you’re off the hook.
But I’m getting closer and closer to that space vacation.

Oh yeah? How ya gonna do that?

[nodoubts]

That depends.

Will you wear a skirt or dress? You'll look real pretty like that.

[mrsdanvers]

Always like me acting all femme, dontcha?
I could do a dress. Might not wear a lot under it, though.

Hell, maybe I'll get some kind of flowy 50s dress, so my hair up, fix you a martini for after you get home from space work.
'Long day, dear?'

[nodoubts]

I like no matter how you look, but it's easier to sneak my hand beneath a skirt or dress if I want to.
And you know I'll want to.

What if all I want to do after my long day is bend my perfect little wife over the kitchen counter?

[mrsdanvers]

I'll think about what kind of skirt or dress I wanna wear; the kind that you'll be slipping under in the car, or the kind that'll have you dragging me to the bar bathrooms before we even think about getting to the car.

As your perfect 50s wifey, I'm very shocked but also very intrigued by the thought of my gorgeous wife bending me over the kitchen counter, flipping my skirt up and... what? Getting your fingers inside me while you drape your body over mine? Or dropping to your knees and eating me out from behind?
Either way, dinner's getting burnt, honey.

[nodoubts]

Better pick a good karaoke song. Something that lets me know exactly what you want from me.

Oh, I'd want my fingers inside you, sweetheart. I'd want to fuck you until you're desperate, to edge you until you're begging so loud neither of us can hear the stupid oven timer. And then, well, there's only one thing I really want to eat.

[mrsdanvers]

Thinking I'd start with "Fever".

You ain't even planetside and you've got me soaking, Danvers. You sure that isn't your main superpower?
Fuck, I wanna feel your fingers working into me, my tits crushed against the table, you whispering all that fucking filth in my ear...
But then I want to be able to look into your eyes while you bury that pretty mouth between my legs.

[nodoubts]

You'll sound good on that. Not as good as you'll look, but that's a very tough competition.

It's my favorite one that's for sure.
Maybe I'll shove my free hand under your chest and rip your dress right open so I can feel those tits. God, Maria, I can already hear your moans, feel just how hot and wet and perfect you'll be....

Of course you can look at me.

[mrsdanvers]

Get ready for lots of eye contact.

And I can already feel your hands on me, my nipples stiffening into your palms while I cry out...

Some of those looks you give me can be super-intense, just... hooks into me.

[nodoubts]

I can't wait.

It's because I've never felt more at home than when I'm between your legs, whether I'm using my mouth or my fingers or a toy to drive you wild. I love watching your face as you become overwhelmed with pleasure.

[mrsdanvers]

Me neither. Gonna eat you alive, Danvers.

And you're going to be using all three of those things when you're back home, baby.

[nodoubts]

I know, babe. Can't wait to give you everything we've both been craving.

[mrsdanvers]

And what have you been craving, exactly?
Pretend I don't know.