them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[mrsdanvers]

I'll think about what kind of skirt or dress I wanna wear; the kind that you'll be slipping under in the car, or the kind that'll have you dragging me to the bar bathrooms before we even think about getting to the car.

As your perfect 50s wifey, I'm very shocked but also very intrigued by the thought of my gorgeous wife bending me over the kitchen counter, flipping my skirt up and... what? Getting your fingers inside me while you drape your body over mine? Or dropping to your knees and eating me out from behind?
Either way, dinner's getting burnt, honey.

[nodoubts]

Better pick a good karaoke song. Something that lets me know exactly what you want from me.

Oh, I'd want my fingers inside you, sweetheart. I'd want to fuck you until you're desperate, to edge you until you're begging so loud neither of us can hear the stupid oven timer. And then, well, there's only one thing I really want to eat.

[mrsdanvers]

Thinking I'd start with "Fever".

You ain't even planetside and you've got me soaking, Danvers. You sure that isn't your main superpower?
Fuck, I wanna feel your fingers working into me, my tits crushed against the table, you whispering all that fucking filth in my ear...
But then I want to be able to look into your eyes while you bury that pretty mouth between my legs.

[nodoubts]

You'll sound good on that. Not as good as you'll look, but that's a very tough competition.

It's my favorite one that's for sure.
Maybe I'll shove my free hand under your chest and rip your dress right open so I can feel those tits. God, Maria, I can already hear your moans, feel just how hot and wet and perfect you'll be....

Of course you can look at me.

[mrsdanvers]

Get ready for lots of eye contact.

And I can already feel your hands on me, my nipples stiffening into your palms while I cry out...

Some of those looks you give me can be super-intense, just... hooks into me.

[nodoubts]

I can't wait.

It's because I've never felt more at home than when I'm between your legs, whether I'm using my mouth or my fingers or a toy to drive you wild. I love watching your face as you become overwhelmed with pleasure.

[mrsdanvers]

Me neither. Gonna eat you alive, Danvers.

And you're going to be using all three of those things when you're back home, baby.

[nodoubts]

I know, babe. Can't wait to give you everything we've both been craving.

[mrsdanvers]

And what have you been craving, exactly?
Pretend I don't know.