them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[pests]

didn't hear you complaining ;)
but ok if you want we could put the movie on again
i promise i won't do anything this time
scouts honor

[combfooted]

[ it's still taking him time to adjust to the idea of home video in this shiny new world. ]

I've met some scouts who were real jackasses, Kate.
Pardon my french.
So I've got a feeling that you're taking me for a ride.

[pests]

yeah
that was the plan
😘
kk superhero's honor i promise i won't do anything
but come on
why'd you have to choose he boringest star trek movie to watch???
if you chose wrath of khan i'd be too busy crying to do anything

( oh shit peter probably doesn't know what happens in it. uh )

because of how amazing it is

[combfooted]

Hey, you're the one who told me there were Star Trek movies.
You think I'm not going to want to watch them?

[ the movie was so boring, but also, what sort of a trekkie is he if he doesn't finish it? ]

[pests]

i didn't think i'd have to watch too
just saying
you're on a couch with a hot girl wanting to jump you but you'd rather watch middle aged william shatner chew scenery

( no peter. being a trekkie is pretending to watch the shows and movies, and read the books and comics, and then argue how much they suck. that's what being a good trekkie means. )

[combfooted]

Jump me?
You want to mug me?

[ beat. let him parse twenty-first century slang. ]

Wait, you wouldn't have clarified 'hot.'
Oh.
That's the necking thing.
That we were already doing.

[pests]

( her eyes almost falls out from how hard she rolls them. )

yeah i'm gonna mug you of all your pocket lint
hand it over
ding ding ding!
we got a winner!
FINALLY
you're lucky you're cute

[combfooted]

Hey, come on.
I've got at least eighty cents in here as well.
Buy yourself a gumball.

[pests]

that gumball i'll be able to afford will be older than you
inflation's a bitch yo
i'm gonna be sucking on a tic tac
clean and fresh breath for if you wanna do something on the couch besides watch star trek

[combfooted]

There's a lot of things to watch.
I hear these Star Wars flicks are something.

[ but not on the subject of sci-fi... ]

They still got a boardwalk in the twenty-first century?
Coney Island

[pests]

if you make me watch star wars i'm leaving
kinda?
it's falling apart and dangerous
so if you want to go under the boardwalk for some fun you're going to be dodging planks and helping people who fall through the holes

[combfooted]

Oh.
Wow.

It's really gotten fixed up.

[pests]

what would we do there anyways?

[combfooted]

Go on a walk?
Hold hands.
Ride the cyclone and cheat the carnie games.
Regular stepping out stuff.

[pests]

and recreate the roller coaster scene from fear?

( a movie she saw too young so she didn't know wtf was going on. )

this smells like a date
are you trying to court me peter parker

[combfooted]

You got a reason why I shouldn't court you, Kate Bishop?