them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[pests]

that gumball i'll be able to afford will be older than you
inflation's a bitch yo
i'm gonna be sucking on a tic tac
clean and fresh breath for if you wanna do something on the couch besides watch star trek

[combfooted]

There's a lot of things to watch.
I hear these Star Wars flicks are something.

[ but not on the subject of sci-fi... ]

They still got a boardwalk in the twenty-first century?
Coney Island

[pests]

if you make me watch star wars i'm leaving
kinda?
it's falling apart and dangerous
so if you want to go under the boardwalk for some fun you're going to be dodging planks and helping people who fall through the holes

[combfooted]

Oh.
Wow.

It's really gotten fixed up.

[pests]

what would we do there anyways?

[combfooted]

Go on a walk?
Hold hands.
Ride the cyclone and cheat the carnie games.
Regular stepping out stuff.

[pests]

and recreate the roller coaster scene from fear?

( a movie she saw too young so she didn't know wtf was going on. )

this smells like a date
are you trying to court me peter parker

[combfooted]

You got a reason why I shouldn't court you, Kate Bishop?