them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

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[motiontocompel]

I am not legally obligated to tell you this is the wrong number, but I am not now nor have I ever been known as "Jen."

[chewiedout]

Who else would be under "lawyer" in my phone....

Oh shit! Foggy how have you been???? Thanks for getting me off that one time again.

[motiontocompel]

I have you as "client" so it's fine. As for how I am? Well, I'm not invited to the Hellfire Gala, for one.

[chewiedout]

Oh well, my usual date is in jail for murder if you wanna tag along?

[motiontocompel]

Something tells me I'd better not. The invitation is very kind, thanks, but I don't think that's the kind of party that would welcome a wet blanket like little old me. Besides, I've got nothing to wear.

[chewiedout]

We just got to get you the tailor, come on, how much fun would you have holding that one over Matt's head.

[motiontocompel]

That would be kind of hilarious, but are you sure he wouldn't make the more suitable choice? Who were you going to take before?

[chewiedout]

You don't think it's more likely that he hooks up with an X-men woman and causes and international incident?

James Rhodes but he's in jail for murder after a bit of a mess he and Tony Stark left...

[motiontocompel]

And you're so sure I won't hook up with someone and cause an international incident?

[chewiedout]

Are you saying I don't look good enough in my outfit to keep you from getting too distracted?

[motiontocompel]

I didn't feel I was permitted to look. Your outfit is fine.

[chewiedout]

And why exactly is that?

[motiontocompel]

The picture wasn't meant for me to start, and your usual date is in prison for murder. I think those reasons alone cover me, don't you? But if you need more reasons, I'm sure I can come up with them.