them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[motiontocompel]

And you're so sure I won't hook up with someone and cause an international incident?

[chewiedout]

Are you saying I don't look good enough in my outfit to keep you from getting too distracted?

[motiontocompel]

I didn't feel I was permitted to look. Your outfit is fine.

[chewiedout]

And why exactly is that?

[motiontocompel]

The picture wasn't meant for me to start, and your usual date is in prison for murder. I think those reasons alone cover me, don't you? But if you need more reasons, I'm sure I can come up with them.