them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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sorry if you're sick of me

[cutehugeyacht]

[ drunk voicemail ]

You know, it's like totally unfair just how hot you are. Like who gave you the right to be all tall and handsome with an amazing smile? And then!! And then to top it all off, you're so nice! You're like a genuinely good guy. Do you know how rare it is to find a hot guy that's also sweet and good? Ugh!

LMAO NEVER

[pickaxe]

[ hours later bc ... well, sleep. ]

have fun last night?

💗

[cutehugeyacht]

what??

[ Hungover Alexis is trying really hard to just exist. ]

[pickaxe]

i take it you don't remember
the message you left for me?

[cutehugeyacht]

I left you a message?

Omfg what did I say??

No don't tell me.

Okay tell me!!

[pickaxe]

[ teasingly: ]

something something tall and handsome
it was all very slurred
yknow

[cutehugeyacht]

Okay but like those are just facts!!

You are tall, and you are handsome!

[pickaxe]

[ give him a few mins.

incoming audio, her message shared directly from his voicemail... ]

maybe you can help me
figure out the rest

[cutehugeyacht]

[ !!!! ]

Are you sure that's me? That doesn't sound like me. Too tinny.

[pickaxe]

i'm about 94% sure it's you
and it's definitely your number

[cutehugeyacht]

see!!!

That's not 100%! I close my case!

[pickaxe]

so you lost your phone?

[cutehugeyacht]

[ almost five minutes pass before she replies ]

no

[pickaxe]

i rest my case

[cutehugeyacht]

Well! Maybe it was me! So what!

[pickaxe]

so

you have my attention

[cutehugeyacht]

what do you mean?

[pickaxe]

what do you think i mean?

[ :) ]

[cutehugeyacht]

You can't answer a question with a question!