them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[pickaxe]

i take it you don't remember
the message you left for me?

[cutehugeyacht]

I left you a message?

Omfg what did I say??

No don't tell me.

Okay tell me!!

[pickaxe]

[ teasingly: ]

something something tall and handsome
it was all very slurred
yknow

[cutehugeyacht]

Okay but like those are just facts!!

You are tall, and you are handsome!

[pickaxe]

[ give him a few mins.

incoming audio, her message shared directly from his voicemail... ]

maybe you can help me
figure out the rest

[cutehugeyacht]

[ !!!! ]

Are you sure that's me? That doesn't sound like me. Too tinny.

[pickaxe]

i'm about 94% sure it's you
and it's definitely your number

[cutehugeyacht]

see!!!

That's not 100%! I close my case!

[pickaxe]

so you lost your phone?

[cutehugeyacht]

[ almost five minutes pass before she replies ]

no

[pickaxe]

i rest my case

[cutehugeyacht]

Well! Maybe it was me! So what!

[pickaxe]

so

you have my attention

[cutehugeyacht]

what do you mean?

[pickaxe]

what do you think i mean?

[ :) ]

[cutehugeyacht]

You can't answer a question with a question!