We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[That's one way to treat a lady. Her expression turns into a snarl at your words (half because you really shouldn't call her master anything but Uriel-sama and the other half at the threat that's been made towards her).]
Y-You can't do that! [She hisses back, shrugging her shoulders from your grip. His words were an empty threat, right? After all there was no way he'd be stupid enough to do that after she'd caught him presumably up to no good and besides... Uriel wouldn't allow it. Playing on her own turf, even with her master away, still feels advantageous for her.]
[ a devilish grin on his lips as he catches you stutter and struggle, fingers literally digging into you now, katou leans forward. he’s going to get into trouble either way and somehow that makes it easy to throw caution in the wind. and, for once, he has you in a deadlock. you’re starting to get scared, he can feel it. ]
[Despite the defiant glare that was residing in Doll's own eyes she finds herself taking a step backwards, wincing a little at the fingers that were digging into her skin. Uh oh. Uh oh. When she'd come bursting into the room earlier she most definitely didn't anticipate this twist of events and she doesn't like it.]
This is a stupid joke. It's not even funny.
[After all, that's all it was, right? A stupid trick?]
[ oh, he is definitely enjoying this. perhaps a little too much. either way, there’s a sudden shift to his features and he recoils, hands jerking off you to reach up to his face. his body may have been getting easier to handle lately but it will sputter in its form occasionally and that — luckily for you — is just what happened. ]
… fu … ck …!
[ even his voice sways, as if unable to find the right pitch and katou falls to his knees, scrambling to resume his true appearance. it won’t take long before it’s passed, though, like a minor spasm and he’s back to normal save the beads of sweat that have started to collect on his forehead. his fingers quest around his face in panicked sweeps, making sure everything is in place.
[Relieved for Katou's impeccable timing, Doll allows her shoulders to relax and reaches up to tenderly touch one of the areas where your fingertips had dug in. There was no need for that sort of thing! Hadn't her precious Uriel-sama long smoothed over whatever tensions had originally arisen? Even though well... you're still kind of stupid, weren't you? You couldn't even respect Uriel-sama enough to call him by his name!
Reverting to the coy little Doll she had been when they'd all first stumbled across each other she can only laugh at your apparent struggle. Good. You deserved it, didn't you? Karma, all bad deeds go unpunished... there's a lot of ways to describe it. She doesn't offer any sympathy or pity for the unsettled boy in front of her and sharp little giggles fill the area.]
[ well, you did always know how to add insult to injury, didn’t you?? teeth clenching as he slowly recovers from the shock it was to lose his face, katou glares up at you and — as you’re busy basking in his misery — grabs a hold of your dress and pulls, hopefully dragging you down onto the floor with him. ]
[One moment she was giggling at your misery, the next there's a shriek leaving Doll's throat as she's dragged to the floor. Really, you should be lucky that her dress didn't rip or get any damage to it otherwise she'd have whined a little more about that. But there was one teeny, tiny thing which she had to deal with and that was one of her arms catching part of the floor that had been left dirty from your actions earlier.
Her first reaction was to shriek. Loudly.]
What was that for?
[Her next reaction was to gingerly touch... whatever her arm had landed in before shrieking even louder as though a certain someone could hear her.]
staring at you from where he’s propped up on his hands on the floor — having narrowly missed a similar fate — katou’s lips curl upwards into a nasty grin. just when he thought that karma had forsaken him. this is just too perfect.
too perfect not to have some fun with you.
forcing himself to abandon the glee for a moment, he’ll regard you with a mask of pity, shaking his head sadly from side to side. he seems almost … embarrassed, like he’s witnessed some cruel fate bestow itself on an innocent other. ]
Oh, you’ve done it now! [ some silent contemplation, as though he’s fighting himself over whether or not he should be the one to break the terrible news to you. ] But y’probably don’t even know, do you? [ a finger indicates your soiled arm ] What that means?
[There's something about your expression which unsettles Doll and makes her want to decline the offer of information. She's not entirely sure what exactly it means and she's not entirely certain that she wants to know! Sitting up from the undignified heap she'd landed in there's a hint of caution and apprehension in her eyes.
[ satisfied with your reaction, katou releases a theatrical sigh. it’s a little shaky — he’s trying real hard not to laugh — but you might as well confuse that for the effort it no doubt takes him to rely this horrible news to you, you poor unknowing child. ]
Wait, wait, wait, what?! A look of unprecedented horror crosses Doll's face, eyes widening and her body stiffening. No, no, this couldn't be happening. This wasn't supposed to happen. And oh, what would her Uriel-sama think when he heard that she'd done something so foolish as getting knocked up?
Her hands twist and worry seems to vast over her.]
No I'm not.
[There's an edge of uncertainty to her words. He was joking, right? There was no way this was the truth, right?]
‘Afraid there’s no way around it. That stuff — [ he points at the semen that’s soiled your arm ] — seeps through your pores and once it’s done that, there’s no doubt about it. You’ll start swellin’ up any day now.
[ a somber shake of his head. ]
What will Uri say when he finds out? He’ll be heartbroken, of course. After all, you did cheat on him. He’ll probably turn you into a washin’ machine or somethin’ jus’ to escape the pain … [ he cocks an eyebrow, shrugging his shoulders. ] Not that I blame him. After he made you an’ all, I mean, that’s gotta sting.
[Really, how had they come to this just from Doll's unfortunate timing. Her free hand reaches down to gather up the material of her dress and hastily wipe down her arm (because the last thing she wanted was more to seep through and end up with quadruplets or something), not particularly caring at her dress from Uriel becoming soiled. She could at least clean that later.
Shame she couldn't just scrub away an apparent pregnancy.]
Uriel-sama won't allow it and I didn't do it intentionally. This is your fault!
[ staring at you, deadpan, he’ll give another shrug. ] No, it ain’t. I told you t’get out — several times, even — but you just wouldn’t listen, would you? You just had to go get yourself knocked up, y’little slut, an’ now you’re tryin’ desperately to pin the blame on somebody else.
[ he smirks, nastily. ]
You’re fittin’ into your new role pretty well already.
[As much as she hates to admit it, you're probably correct. Uriel wouldn't want her to not have her apparent baby but... there was no way she could have it! And there's no way of calling him here to defend her against the verbal assault she's receiving so she can only blink back defiantly, her lower lip trembling as she tries to at least keep her dignity.]
You were the one doing weird things! And you didn't clean it either.
[ he’s already pretending not to hear, as though nothing you say is of actual importance anymore. like he’s already figured you out. getting to his feet, he makes a gesture with his hands that indicate him washing them of whatever responsibility he could possibly shoulder for all this and steps right over you, towards the door. ]
‘Guess I ain’t gonna be nice enough to tell you about the cure, then, either.
[Scrambling to her feet, Doll follows you, irate that you'd get her into such a mess and then leave her behind without even helping! A frown crosses those usually porcelain features of hers, the trembling lower lip temporarily forgotten.]
Jus’ this thing you can do to reverse the pregnancy. It’s pretty damn effective but it’ll only work if y’do it within half an hour of conception. Otherwise you’ll be too far along already.
[ all this in the airiest of tones, eyes half-lidded as though out of boredom. ]
But why the fuck should I even help you, huh? You did bring this on yourself. [ a pause. ] Though, I guess I could see myself doin’ a li’l charity. After all, I do owe a lot to Uri …
[Doll corrects Katou out of habit in a matter of fact tone befor pursuing the most important matter at hand. Her apparent pregnancy. She wanted this all resolved without her master finding out but if that couldn't happen...]
I'll have to tell him you with held the cute and that you're responsible for this.
[ oh, he’ll call your bluff. he’s got enough on you to feel secure in his little scheme, no matter how much trouble he’d be in for if all of this did get unearthed (no pun intended!). you are, after all, so very naïve. ]
Not if I tell him that I was tryin’ to protect you but you just wouldn’t listen. No, you didn’t care about the consequences; you were simply too curious and ended up getting banged up for it. Don’t think he’ll like that. He hasn’t had it easy with women, y’know …
Who knows? Your li’l indiscretion might just be the drop that makes the bucket flow over.
[ and you both know all too well how melodramatic uriel can get over stuff like this. ]
[Oh, no, no, no. This was the last thing that Doll wanted and her hands reach to gather up the fabric of her dress, clutching the coarse material between her hands and twisting. Whilst she lived (literally) to serve Uriel she wanted just this moment to be selfish and hold something back from him. She didn't want to hurt him or do anything that would hinder her dearest master. Quite the opposite!]
Uriel-sama can see through such ridiculous lies! [But even then she doesn't sound wholly convinced and if Katou were to look closely he might notice her lower lip trembling once again as she tries to remain composed.]
If you're not going to help I'll go find Master right now.
[At least her body not quite working would solve matters, right?]
[ katou sighs, as though it’s taking him great effort to agree to what he is about to tell you. in truth, he’s so close to bursting out laughing it’s taking him every ounce of willpower not to break that serious façade he’s adopted to play his part and the fact that you are so easy to manipulate just makes this worse. ]
The only way t’stop the conception before it can run its natural course is to eat so much of that — [ a finger directs downwards, to the drying stains on the floor ] — it’ll cancel the fertilization. Since it’s my sperm you went and got yourself knocked up with, and it’s most effective from the source, that means you’ll have to suck my dick.
[ he’ll let this sink for a while before adding, ]
[That didn't sound so appealing. Really, it didn't but if it's fix the problem...
Doll fiddles with the edge of her dress a little more before sighing, cocking her head to the side again as she considers one very important question.]
But won't that go to my stomach, where the baby is? Isn't that feeding the baby?
[Feeding the baby is clearly the most worrying factor here.]
That’s after. I already told you, remember, it only works during the first half an hour but if y’wanna continue wastin’ time askin’ stupid questions …
[ he trails off, lifting both hands in an airy ‘it’s your problem’ type shrug. the two of you have been at this for a while. there probably isn’t much of those thirty minutes left. ]
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Y-You can't do that! [She hisses back, shrugging her shoulders from your grip. His words were an empty threat, right? After all there was no way he'd be stupid enough to do that after she'd caught him presumably up to no good and besides... Uriel wouldn't allow it. Playing on her own turf, even with her master away, still feels advantageous for her.]
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[ a devilish grin on his lips as he catches you stutter and struggle, fingers literally digging into you now, katou leans forward. he’s going to get into trouble either way and somehow that makes it easy to throw caution in the wind. and, for once, he has you in a deadlock. you’re starting to get scared, he can feel it. ]
Try me.
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This is a stupid joke. It's not even funny.
[After all, that's all it was, right? A stupid trick?]
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[ oh, he is definitely enjoying this. perhaps a little too much. either way, there’s a sudden shift to his features and he recoils, hands jerking off you to reach up to his face. his body may have been getting easier to handle lately but it will sputter in its form occasionally and that — luckily for you — is just what happened. ]
… fu … ck …!
[ even his voice sways, as if unable to find the right pitch and katou falls to his knees, scrambling to resume his true appearance. it won’t take long before it’s passed, though, like a minor spasm and he’s back to normal save the beads of sweat that have started to collect on his forehead. his fingers quest around his face in panicked sweeps, making sure everything is in place.
clearly, he’s still not quite settled. ]
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Reverting to the coy little Doll she had been when they'd all first stumbled across each other she can only laugh at your apparent struggle. Good. You deserved it, didn't you? Karma, all bad deeds go unpunished... there's a lot of ways to describe it. She doesn't offer any sympathy or pity for the unsettled boy in front of her and sharp little giggles fill the area.]
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Her first reaction was to shriek. Loudly.]
What was that for?
[Her next reaction was to gingerly touch... whatever her arm had landed in before shrieking even louder as though a certain someone could hear her.]
M-Master!
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staring at you from where he’s propped up on his hands on the floor — having narrowly missed a similar fate — katou’s lips curl upwards into a nasty grin. just when he thought that karma had forsaken him. this is just too perfect.
too perfect not to have some fun with you.
forcing himself to abandon the glee for a moment, he’ll regard you with a mask of pity, shaking his head sadly from side to side. he seems almost … embarrassed, like he’s witnessed some cruel fate bestow itself on an innocent other. ]
Oh, you’ve done it now! [ some silent contemplation, as though he’s fighting himself over whether or not he should be the one to break the terrible news to you. ] But y’probably don’t even know, do you? [ a finger indicates your soiled arm ] What that means?
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At least she's stopped screeching for Uriel.]
What?
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You’re pregnant.
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Wait, wait, wait, what?! A look of unprecedented horror crosses Doll's face, eyes widening and her body stiffening. No, no, this couldn't be happening. This wasn't supposed to happen. And oh, what would her Uriel-sama think when he heard that she'd done something so foolish as getting knocked up?
Her hands twist and worry seems to vast over her.]
No I'm not.
[There's an edge of uncertainty to her words. He was joking, right? There was no way this was the truth, right?]
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[ a somber shake of his head. ]
What will Uri say when he finds out? He’ll be heartbroken, of course. After all, you did cheat on him. He’ll probably turn you into a washin’ machine or somethin’ jus’ to escape the pain … [ he cocks an eyebrow, shrugging his shoulders. ] Not that I blame him. After he made you an’ all, I mean, that’s gotta sting.
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Shame she couldn't just scrub away an apparent pregnancy.]
Uriel-sama won't allow it and I didn't do it intentionally. This is your fault!
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[ staring at you, deadpan, he’ll give another shrug. ] No, it ain’t. I told you t’get out — several times, even — but you just wouldn’t listen, would you? You just had to go get yourself knocked up, y’little slut, an’ now you’re tryin’ desperately to pin the blame on somebody else.
[ he smirks, nastily. ]
You’re fittin’ into your new role pretty well already.
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You were the one doing weird things! And you didn't clean it either.
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[ he’s already pretending not to hear, as though nothing you say is of actual importance anymore. like he’s already figured you out. getting to his feet, he makes a gesture with his hands that indicate him washing them of whatever responsibility he could possibly shoulder for all this and steps right over you, towards the door. ]
‘Guess I ain’t gonna be nice enough to tell you about the cure, then, either.
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[Scrambling to her feet, Doll follows you, irate that you'd get her into such a mess and then leave her behind without even helping! A frown crosses those usually porcelain features of hers, the trembling lower lip temporarily forgotten.]
What's this cure, anyway?
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[ all this in the airiest of tones, eyes half-lidded as though out of boredom. ]
But why the fuck should I even help you, huh? You did bring this on yourself. [ a pause. ] Though, I guess I could see myself doin’ a li’l charity. After all, I do owe a lot to Uri …
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[Doll corrects Katou out of habit in a matter of fact tone befor pursuing the most important matter at hand. Her apparent pregnancy. She wanted this all resolved without her master finding out but if that couldn't happen...]
I'll have to tell him you with held the cute and that you're responsible for this.
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[ oh, he’ll call your bluff. he’s got enough on you to feel secure in his little scheme, no matter how much trouble he’d be in for if all of this did get unearthed (no pun intended!). you are, after all, so very naïve. ]
Not if I tell him that I was tryin’ to protect you but you just wouldn’t listen. No, you didn’t care about the consequences; you were simply too curious and ended up getting banged up for it. Don’t think he’ll like that. He hasn’t had it easy with women, y’know …
Who knows? Your li’l indiscretion might just be the drop that makes the bucket flow over.
[ and you both know all too well how melodramatic uriel can get over stuff like this. ]
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Uriel-sama can see through such ridiculous lies! [But even then she doesn't sound wholly convinced and if Katou were to look closely he might notice her lower lip trembling once again as she tries to remain composed.]
If you're not going to help I'll go find Master right now.
[At least her body not quite working would solve matters, right?]
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[ katou sighs, as though it’s taking him great effort to agree to what he is about to tell you. in truth, he’s so close to bursting out laughing it’s taking him every ounce of willpower not to break that serious façade he’s adopted to play his part and the fact that you are so easy to manipulate just makes this worse. ]
The only way t’stop the conception before it can run its natural course is to eat so much of that — [ a finger directs downwards, to the drying stains on the floor ] — it’ll cancel the fertilization. Since it’s my sperm you went and got yourself knocked up with, and it’s most effective from the source, that means you’ll have to suck my dick.
[ he’ll let this sink for a while before adding, ]
Once or twice outta do it.
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Doll fiddles with the edge of her dress a little more before sighing, cocking her head to the side again as she considers one very important question.]
But won't that go to my stomach, where the baby is? Isn't that feeding the baby?
[Feeding the baby is clearly the most worrying factor here.]
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[ he trails off, lifting both hands in an airy ‘it’s your problem’ type shrug. the two of you have been at this for a while. there probably isn’t much of those thirty minutes left. ]
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Okay, let's do it. Besides, I bet you're not great at this sort of thing.
[pot meet kettle.]
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