We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[Scrambling to her feet, Doll follows you, irate that you'd get her into such a mess and then leave her behind without even helping! A frown crosses those usually porcelain features of hers, the trembling lower lip temporarily forgotten.]
Jus’ this thing you can do to reverse the pregnancy. It’s pretty damn effective but it’ll only work if y’do it within half an hour of conception. Otherwise you’ll be too far along already.
[ all this in the airiest of tones, eyes half-lidded as though out of boredom. ]
But why the fuck should I even help you, huh? You did bring this on yourself. [ a pause. ] Though, I guess I could see myself doin’ a li’l charity. After all, I do owe a lot to Uri …
[Doll corrects Katou out of habit in a matter of fact tone befor pursuing the most important matter at hand. Her apparent pregnancy. She wanted this all resolved without her master finding out but if that couldn't happen...]
I'll have to tell him you with held the cute and that you're responsible for this.
[ oh, he’ll call your bluff. he’s got enough on you to feel secure in his little scheme, no matter how much trouble he’d be in for if all of this did get unearthed (no pun intended!). you are, after all, so very naïve. ]
Not if I tell him that I was tryin’ to protect you but you just wouldn’t listen. No, you didn’t care about the consequences; you were simply too curious and ended up getting banged up for it. Don’t think he’ll like that. He hasn’t had it easy with women, y’know …
Who knows? Your li’l indiscretion might just be the drop that makes the bucket flow over.
[ and you both know all too well how melodramatic uriel can get over stuff like this. ]
[Oh, no, no, no. This was the last thing that Doll wanted and her hands reach to gather up the fabric of her dress, clutching the coarse material between her hands and twisting. Whilst she lived (literally) to serve Uriel she wanted just this moment to be selfish and hold something back from him. She didn't want to hurt him or do anything that would hinder her dearest master. Quite the opposite!]
Uriel-sama can see through such ridiculous lies! [But even then she doesn't sound wholly convinced and if Katou were to look closely he might notice her lower lip trembling once again as she tries to remain composed.]
If you're not going to help I'll go find Master right now.
[At least her body not quite working would solve matters, right?]
[ katou sighs, as though it’s taking him great effort to agree to what he is about to tell you. in truth, he’s so close to bursting out laughing it’s taking him every ounce of willpower not to break that serious façade he’s adopted to play his part and the fact that you are so easy to manipulate just makes this worse. ]
The only way t’stop the conception before it can run its natural course is to eat so much of that — [ a finger directs downwards, to the drying stains on the floor ] — it’ll cancel the fertilization. Since it’s my sperm you went and got yourself knocked up with, and it’s most effective from the source, that means you’ll have to suck my dick.
[ he’ll let this sink for a while before adding, ]
[That didn't sound so appealing. Really, it didn't but if it's fix the problem...
Doll fiddles with the edge of her dress a little more before sighing, cocking her head to the side again as she considers one very important question.]
But won't that go to my stomach, where the baby is? Isn't that feeding the baby?
[Feeding the baby is clearly the most worrying factor here.]
That’s after. I already told you, remember, it only works during the first half an hour but if y’wanna continue wastin’ time askin’ stupid questions …
[ he trails off, lifting both hands in an airy ‘it’s your problem’ type shrug. the two of you have been at this for a while. there probably isn’t much of those thirty minutes left. ]
Fine, have a baby! Ain’t like I’d wanna be sucked off by a virgin bitch like you, anyway.
[ upper lip curling in disgust katou turns on his heel and makes to leave. on second thought, he’s rather curious to see how you’ll deal with this on your own and — considering the lousy blow you’d no doubt give, your inexperience taken into account — it really isn’t worth getting his own hide handed to him by uriel if he finds out he used you as his personal sex doll.
so he’ll slip through the door, poking his head back in a final time to give you a wide — but not at all well meaning — smile as he raises his hand in farewell. ]
Lemme know how that works out for ya!
[ might as well watch you sweat instead of getting his dick mishandled. ]
Doll hadn't quite anticipated this turn of events and she's left slightly slack-jawed, mouth agape as she silently watches him leave. To be honest, she's a little dumbfounded and by the time she finds her voice again it's turned into a wail. A wail so loud that Katou better be hoping that Uriel can't hear her.]
Uriel-sama!
[If anything she's truly panicking. He said sperm would do, right? Just that his would be best. If she could find someone quickly...]
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[Scrambling to her feet, Doll follows you, irate that you'd get her into such a mess and then leave her behind without even helping! A frown crosses those usually porcelain features of hers, the trembling lower lip temporarily forgotten.]
What's this cure, anyway?
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[ all this in the airiest of tones, eyes half-lidded as though out of boredom. ]
But why the fuck should I even help you, huh? You did bring this on yourself. [ a pause. ] Though, I guess I could see myself doin’ a li’l charity. After all, I do owe a lot to Uri …
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[Doll corrects Katou out of habit in a matter of fact tone befor pursuing the most important matter at hand. Her apparent pregnancy. She wanted this all resolved without her master finding out but if that couldn't happen...]
I'll have to tell him you with held the cute and that you're responsible for this.
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[ oh, he’ll call your bluff. he’s got enough on you to feel secure in his little scheme, no matter how much trouble he’d be in for if all of this did get unearthed (no pun intended!). you are, after all, so very naïve. ]
Not if I tell him that I was tryin’ to protect you but you just wouldn’t listen. No, you didn’t care about the consequences; you were simply too curious and ended up getting banged up for it. Don’t think he’ll like that. He hasn’t had it easy with women, y’know …
Who knows? Your li’l indiscretion might just be the drop that makes the bucket flow over.
[ and you both know all too well how melodramatic uriel can get over stuff like this. ]
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Uriel-sama can see through such ridiculous lies! [But even then she doesn't sound wholly convinced and if Katou were to look closely he might notice her lower lip trembling once again as she tries to remain composed.]
If you're not going to help I'll go find Master right now.
[At least her body not quite working would solve matters, right?]
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[ katou sighs, as though it’s taking him great effort to agree to what he is about to tell you. in truth, he’s so close to bursting out laughing it’s taking him every ounce of willpower not to break that serious façade he’s adopted to play his part and the fact that you are so easy to manipulate just makes this worse. ]
The only way t’stop the conception before it can run its natural course is to eat so much of that — [ a finger directs downwards, to the drying stains on the floor ] — it’ll cancel the fertilization. Since it’s my sperm you went and got yourself knocked up with, and it’s most effective from the source, that means you’ll have to suck my dick.
[ he’ll let this sink for a while before adding, ]
Once or twice outta do it.
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Doll fiddles with the edge of her dress a little more before sighing, cocking her head to the side again as she considers one very important question.]
But won't that go to my stomach, where the baby is? Isn't that feeding the baby?
[Feeding the baby is clearly the most worrying factor here.]
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[ he trails off, lifting both hands in an airy ‘it’s your problem’ type shrug. the two of you have been at this for a while. there probably isn’t much of those thirty minutes left. ]
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Okay, let's do it. Besides, I bet you're not great at this sort of thing.
[pot meet kettle.]
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Fine, have a baby! Ain’t like I’d wanna be sucked off by a virgin bitch like you, anyway.
[ upper lip curling in disgust katou turns on his heel and makes to leave. on second thought, he’s rather curious to see how you’ll deal with this on your own and — considering the lousy blow you’d no doubt give, your inexperience taken into account — it really isn’t worth getting his own hide handed to him by uriel if he finds out he used you as his personal sex doll.
so he’ll slip through the door, poking his head back in a final time to give you a wide — but not at all well meaning — smile as he raises his hand in farewell. ]
Lemme know how that works out for ya!
[ might as well watch you sweat instead of getting his dick mishandled. ]
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Doll hadn't quite anticipated this turn of events and she's left slightly slack-jawed, mouth agape as she silently watches him leave. To be honest, she's a little dumbfounded and by the time she finds her voice again it's turned into a wail. A wail so loud that Katou better be hoping that Uriel can't hear her.]
Uriel-sama!
[If anything she's truly panicking. He said sperm would do, right? Just that his would be best. If she could find someone quickly...]