caught in the act meme.

[thanksalotforthememe]

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues. * Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line * Others reply, stumbling in on you. * You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!) * PROFIT! REACTIONS: ➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now. ➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now. ➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know... ➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime. ➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal. ➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished. ➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first. ➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME! ➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch. ➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

Comments

[minusato]

[ IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS FROM THE GET GO what was happening beneath those sheets. And stop smirking at him, you big perverted creep of a best friend. Damn it. He shifts awkwardly at the door, the laptop suddenly very weighty in his arms. He hears footsteps -- Oh god that's probably Mitsuru. Panicking, he whirls closed the door, leaving himself trapped inside with Junpei. ]

[jujujunpei]

Dude... You suck.

[He heard the footsteps but Junpei had been hoping Minato would go OUT of the room first. He groans, a mixture of annoyance and pleasure because man he's close again and it doesn't matter if his best friend is stuck in here with him.]

Just look away or something. I'll try to be quiet.

[There's no way in hell he's stopping though. Fuck that.]

[minusato]

Just hurry up [ this is crossing so many boundaries you creep. Minato does look away, wondering why he always, always ends up in the most awkward situations with people. His face is tinted the slightest pink and he's trying to be respectful here or whatever. ]

[jujujunpei]

I'm working on it.

[Hopefully this is one of those things they never talk about again. He breaths in and bites his lower lip to keep quiet as his hand continues moving. He can do quick. He can definitely do quick. He closes his eyes and a variety of redheads undressing floats through his mind. Junpei was finishing undressing Mitsuru when he turns his head, muffling a pleased groan in his bed and his body relaxes.]

...Done.

[minusato]

[ SO AWKWARD. Minato clears his throat and makes a move to sit at Junpei's desk, placing the laptop down and kind of awkwardly looking at it, refusing to look at his best friend. That wasn't awkward at all, no. It was real-action, real-life porn right there, right in front of him. Of course his face was warm. ]

Guess that couldn't wait?

[jujujunpei]

No. You don't walk into another guy's room like that, you know. You should knock or something.

[Weirdo. Junpei frowns and sits up, pulling his pants back on and trying to clean up with the tissues by his bed.]

It's your own fault, dude.

[minusato]

[ Excuse him for not living with 'other guys' before!! Either way, he awkwardly shifts in the desk chair. ]

Most people stop when someone walks in.

[jujujunpei]

[He shrugs and grins, trying to act like he isn't some crazy pervert.]

Dude, since when am I most people?

[minusato]

[ It's not working, Junpei! ]

Good point. [ ... maybe he should go back to his own room. He feels warm and this is just a weird conversation- ]

[jujujunpei]

[He's going to keep trying, his face still flushed.]

So uh... What did you come in here for?

[minusato]

[ He forgets... Oh right!!! There's something on his computer he wanted to show Junpei. About the MMORPG and yeah. ]

I got a new item. C'mhere. [ He gestures vaguely, shifting a bit more in the chair. No he's not still a bit flustered and flushed. Can it. ]

[jujujunpei]

Seriously? Sweet!

[He grins and walks over to Minato's side, kneeling to see what's happening on the laptop. Nope. Nothing weird about this.]

[minusato]

[ ... NOT THAT CLOSE JUNPEI jesus christ. Minato merely clicks around a bit to bring up his inventory, murmuring... ]

It's pretty cool. High-leveled and everything.

[jujujunpei]

[He catches on that okay, maybe it's a little weird so he backs up a little but still stretches forward to look at the inventory.]

...I want one of those. How'd you get it?

[minusato]

[..... He can't remember why are you asking him something complicated right now? And oh look, his 'friend' is messaging him on the game and now is not the time. Especially with a less than three symbol. Welp.]

[jujujunpei]

[He saw that. Junpei chuckles and looks up at Minato with that cheeky grin of his.]

An online girlfriend? Man, Arisato, you get all the chicks don't you? Way to go!

[minusato]

She's not my girlfriend. [ Baaaaank stare and blink because no he isn't dating any of these girls they just think his kindness is a come-on and flock. That's the real deal. He does toss Junpei a near pout. First he got all flustered over that and now this... ]

[jujujunpei]

Huh? What's that look about?

[He can't help but smile.]

Dude if a girl sends you a heart then you should make her your girlfriend. Or... are you trying to be a player? Dude, Arisato, I never would've guessed it.

[minusato]

That's not how that works. [ He sighs, because he thinks it's a bit more complicated than that!!! ... Besides. ] 'm not interested.

[jujujunpei]

What? Seriously? Why the heck not?

[Junpei doesn't understand this madness.]

[minusato]

[ Girls are complicated that's why. Geez... ]

I just don't want a girlfriend right now.

[jujujunpei]

Are you insane? It's high school man! You should be BASKING in beauties!

[minusato]

[ Oh he basks. Doesn't indulge, though. ]

It's too much to worry about. [ on top of everything else. He can't be responsible for someone else's happiness right now :c ]

[jujujunpei]

Whatever man, you really are weird. Any sane guy would enjoy what's being offered. He'd make time for the chicks.

[He'll never understand.]

[minusato]

Look who's talking. [ It's quiet and he leans back in the chair, still trying to get comfortable. Junpei your little exhibitionist show was a bad thing okay. ]