caught in the act meme.

[thanksalotforthememe]

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues. * Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line * Others reply, stumbling in on you. * You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!) * PROFIT! REACTIONS: ➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now. ➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now. ➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know... ➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime. ➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal. ➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished. ➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first. ➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME! ➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch. ➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

Comments

[jujujunpei]

[He feels like he's missing something but he isn't really sure so he goes over to pick up the pillow from where he threw it before, tossing it on the bed.]

Do you need to lie down or something? Maybe you should relax a little.

[minusato]

Sure. [ Relax. Ha ha ha ha ha. Minato sighs aaaand goes to sit down. Why is this bothering him so much? ]

[jujujunpei]

[Junpei stares at Minato like he's expecting him to do something. Why's he acting so weird?]

Don't tell me I traumatized you? I know, you ate something weird, right? It wasn't... that, was it? That wasn't that bad was it?

[minusato]

[ Well, it wasn't that in that way. ...Awkward. ]

You're fine. Geez....

[jujujunpei]

Okay so it's not that. I have some snacks somewhere around here if you need to eat? Or water? Whatever you need man, I've got you covered. Just let me know how I can help.

[Because he really doesn't want the awkwardness of telling Mitsuru that Minato passed out in his room. She'd think the mess did him in or something.]

[minusato]

[ Har har help him out. He can't believe this situation. Just...dude. Why did he not abide by guy-logic and wear looser pants? A tiny shake of his head. ]

[jujujunpei]

[Junpei sighs and rubs the back of his neck as he tries to think. Since obviously Minato isn't helping. He stares at his friend and suddenly notices... oh. This is awkward.]

Uh. Okay. ...So should I help you get into that... cold shower now?

[minusato]

[ Your fault entirely. ]

Help me get into the shower? [ ... FLAT LOOK JUNPEI YOU ARE SO AWKWARD and so is he so he's just gonna bliiink ]

[jujujunpei]

[He's trying really hard to NOT point out what an awkward situation they're in. Junpei puts his hands in his pockets, his face heating up.]

Well yeah. If you're feeling lightheaded I can just put you close or something. You said showers are good for that stuff, right?

[minusato]

[ ....... it's kinda hard to get to the bathroom right now. pun intended. ]

Uh. Mitsuru's probably out in the lounge.

[jujujunpei]

Damn, that was probably her earlier. So... what now? I'd say you could use my bed but we both know how awkward that is.

[His face is hot. He hadn't thought of this before.]

[minusato]

[ Just let him think ok... ]

I'll be fine. [ These things go away...eventually. Usually when Junpei isn't here damn it. ]

[jujujunpei]

O-Okay.

[Junpei sits on the edge of the bed and stretches his legs out.]

So what? You just wait for yours to go away? Does that actually work?

[minusato]

[ ... Have you never had a random boner and not been able to take care of it Junpei? seriously dude. ]

I suppose. [ Minato groans and rubs his forehead with the heel of his palm. ]

[jujujunpei]

[No way, that's what bathroom breaks are for. Junpei frowns and bounces on the bed, getting the agitated look in his eye.]

Wanna play a game or something? I could hook up one of the consoles to kill the time.

[So. bored.]

[minusato]

....Sure. Go ahead. I'll watch.

[ He really would rather actually taking care of this but you KNOW... ]

[jujujunpei]

[His cheeks flare up at that and he can't help but chuckle, adding in a smart retort.]

Hey man isn't that what got you into this mess?

[minusato]

[...... REALLY? Minato kind of chokes on air and tosses that look back at Junpei. ]

You're not helping.

[jujujunpei]

[He can't help it, it IS pretty funny.]

Sorry man, you're right. I'm not. I don't know how I'd react if my friend started getting off in front of me.

[minusato]

If I was as perverted as you, I would return the favor. [ Minato just siiiiiighs ok ]

[jujujunpei]

Says the man who's suffering right now. [He grins.] Not that I want to see that or anything. I'm a pervert but not THAT much of a pervert.

[minusato]

Ha ha.... I see how it is. [ .. :| Jerk ]

[jujujunpei]

[Sigh. Now he feels bad.]

Look man, if you really need to do it then I can look away, cover my ears and just sort of... not be here. It doesn't HAVE to be awkward.

[minusato]

That's really weird... [ But not entiiiiirely out of the question. ]

[jujujunpei]

Whatever. [He shrugs because he's been called worse. He falls back on the bed, relaxing and stretching. He's just trying to be a friend. Really. He's not curious at all.] If you want to suffer in silence then fine but it's not MY fault.