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meme meme meme ([personal profile] thanksalotforthememe) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-05-11 06:59 pm

caught in the act meme.







We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

REACTIONS:

EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...

APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!

RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

WILDCARD! You know the rules!

strippedofgrace: (all the love you've taken)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Thought that was part of the point.
papillonmagique: (❋ Please say you can't help me)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
B-but I can't really... do much. [And she's cursing her inexperience again.]
strippedofgrace: (what every man desires)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't say I wouldn't like that... What were you thinin' of?
papillonmagique: (❋ To just prove this,yeah,you'll see.)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Just... something, so I don't feel like a-a noisy dead-weight. [Huff.]

... You made me say what I had wanted you to do, so now it's your turn to say.
strippedofgrace: (all the love you've taken)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Already told you. In French even.
papillonmagique: (❋ You haven't seen the last of me)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Another huff, though she can feel her face burning even more.

Then she grumbles something quietly to herself, before pulling him into another deep kiss.]
strippedofgrace: (every bone is breaking)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He accidentally nicks her lip this time, then pulls away.] Sorry...
papillonmagique: (❋ To just do this,yeah,you'll see)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gives him a confused look, before wiping the blood away with a shrug.] What for? It didn't hurt.
strippedofgrace: (Default)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people're squeamish about that.
papillonmagique: (❋ Cuz that's just fuel for me)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Zoe actually laughs quietly.] I'm a battle mage, so I basically fight for a living. Trust me when I say that I'm not squeamish.
strippedofgrace: (your body's aching)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And I see dead people for a living... It's just not a good look for you.
papillonmagique: (❋ To just do this,yeah,you'll see)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[She shifts again, now frowning slightly.] ... Not a good look for me?
strippedofgrace: (nothing seems to shake it)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not answerin' that question.
papillonmagique: (❋ You haven't seen the last of me)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad, I'm curious. Answer it.
strippedofgrace: (every bone is breaking)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't like to see you get hurt.
papillonmagique: (❋ Please say you can't help me)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Zoe stares at him in surprise, and glances away nervously.] Well, I...

... I'll have to do my best to not get hurt then.
strippedofgrace: (your body's aching)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's not talk about this ever.
papillonmagique: (❋ I am way too strong)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed. So, uh... What were you doing before?
strippedofgrace: (what every man desires)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, foreplay.

[Awkward.]
papillonmagique: (❋ To just do this,yeah,you'll see)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Zoe huffs quietly, before pulling him closer again, managing to hide her embarrassment behind annoyance.]

So would you please kiss me and backup what you were saying before. It was in French, so I clearly remember what you said.
strippedofgrace: (nothing seems to shake it)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[He kisses her again, managing not to cut her lips, and slides one of his hands down between her legs.]
papillonmagique: (❋ Please say you can't help me)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[She moans into the kiss, resisting the urge to squirm and press into his hand. And he'll be able to tell that she is very worked up.]
strippedofgrace: (sleeping on a razor)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thankfully he doesn't have claws, so he's able to gently slide a finger into her and start working her up even more.]
papillonmagique: (❋ Please say you can't help me)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-05-12 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now she has to pull away from the kiss to gasp for air, not being able to stop her hips from pressing more into his finger, and she moves to hide her face against his neck to muffle a whimper of his name.]
strippedofgrace: (all the love you've taken)

[personal profile] strippedofgrace 2013-05-12 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Tu es beau. [He slides another finger in, finding her more than wet enough for it.

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