bakerstreet | caught in the act meme.

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

REACTIONS:

➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...

➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!

➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

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Nothin'.

[Bluuush]

Nope, it is something. What is it?

's just kind of embarrassing.

[Blink.] What is?

[He's not talking go away :|]

[Pause. Then she whacks him lightly with the pillow.] I'm going to keep bugging you until you tell me.

I don't give into threats!

It's not a threat, it's a promise. And I don't understand why you're clamming up about this, I thought you just tended to say what's on your mind.

Not when it makes me sound stupid.

It's only me here, Lucifer. And unless you're going go on some tangent about alarm clocks or something like that, I won't think it's stupid.

It's more stupid than alarm clocks.

I doubt it is. I've seen incredibly stupid alarm clocks.

And 'm still not talking about it.

[She groans and rubs the bridge of her nose.] If it wasn't for the fact that I still feel shaky, I would've kicked you.

See, that I'm proud t'be responsible for.

[She turns faintly red and huffs.] W-well, it won't happen again.

Eh? It won't?

Exactly. I won't be so shaky next time.

Hehe, we'll just see.

[She 'tsk's quietly.] I bet you that I won't.

What are you betting?

[Pause.] ... Well, that depends on what you would want.

You're asking the devil what he wants, I've got all kinds of earthly desires.

Well, there isn't much that I can offer that I don't already tend to do. For example, I already make you food sometimes, so no point in me making you food if I lose the bet.

...Expensive food?

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