Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[erbe]

Well, you did rate them fairly high despite them not being very impressive size-wise.

[fou_du_roi]

Size isn't everything.

[ Cliche, but true. ]

[erbe]

Perhaps not, but it does count for a significant portion.

[fou_du_roi]

It is nice. [ He can't really argue that one. ] But not having that doesn't mean that the rest suddenly doesn't count.

[ ... ]

Besides, they're not that small ...

[erbe]

Of course they aren't. It'd be a disgrace if I merely had mosquito bites.

[fou_du_roi]

"Disgrace" seems a bit harsh, doesn't it?

[erbe]

Not at all. At that point I'd need to be stuffing or get implants to be respectable.

[fou_du_roi]

[ Still seems more than a little harsh to him, but this seem like something she's going to budge on -- at least not quickly ... Maybe it's better to pivot? ]

Was getting an eight really that surprising?

[erbe]

No. About 7.5 or above is expected. People usually don't just tits all on their own. I'm attractive as a whole package, and that skews people's opinions.

[fou_du_roi]

[ ...

[ All he can do is shrug and offer a lopsided smile because she's not wrong, but he also can't help but admire the confidence it takes to just ... come right out and say that. ]

Fair point.

[erbe]

After all, it worked on you.

[fou_du_roi]

Got me there.

[ Yet again. ]

All according to plan, hm?

[erbe]

Just another fly in the trap.

[fou_du_roi]

Cold.

[ And yet here he is, still biting, a glutton for punishment. ]

[erbe]

You don't sound truly hurt.

[fou_du_roi]

Oh, I'm absolutely hurt. Wounded, even.

[ Look at him over here. Suffering personified. ]

[erbe]

Truly? Well, then. I may as well be no more good than a devil.

[fou_du_roi]

You do like red ...

[erbe]

No argument against, or reassurance? Goodness, I'm sure a girl who actually cares might be really upset.

[fou_du_roi]

I didn't actually mean that, and you know it.

[ Just like they both knew that hadn't bothered her in the slightest. If he thought that it would have, he'd have never made the joke in the first place. ]

[erbe]

Is that right? I'm going to give you one word of advice: don't falter before devils. We might just take the chance to gobble you up.

[fou_du_roi]

Promises, promises.

[erbe]

Oh? Are you some kind of 'M'? Wanting to be taken advantage of.

[fou_du_roi]

... seems like a bit of a strong inference ...

[ And yet, he'd have a really hard time saying that it didn't appeal to him ... ]

[erbe]

Is it wrong?