Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[erbe]

No. About 7.5 or above is expected. People usually don't just tits all on their own. I'm attractive as a whole package, and that skews people's opinions.

[fou_du_roi]

[ ...

[ All he can do is shrug and offer a lopsided smile because she's not wrong, but he also can't help but admire the confidence it takes to just ... come right out and say that. ]

Fair point.

[erbe]

After all, it worked on you.

[fou_du_roi]

Got me there.

[ Yet again. ]

All according to plan, hm?

[erbe]

Just another fly in the trap.

[fou_du_roi]

Cold.

[ And yet here he is, still biting, a glutton for punishment. ]

[erbe]

You don't sound truly hurt.

[fou_du_roi]

Oh, I'm absolutely hurt. Wounded, even.

[ Look at him over here. Suffering personified. ]

[erbe]

Truly? Well, then. I may as well be no more good than a devil.

[fou_du_roi]

You do like red ...

[erbe]

No argument against, or reassurance? Goodness, I'm sure a girl who actually cares might be really upset.

[fou_du_roi]

I didn't actually mean that, and you know it.

[ Just like they both knew that hadn't bothered her in the slightest. If he thought that it would have, he'd have never made the joke in the first place. ]

[erbe]

Is that right? I'm going to give you one word of advice: don't falter before devils. We might just take the chance to gobble you up.

[fou_du_roi]

Promises, promises.

[erbe]

Oh? Are you some kind of 'M'? Wanting to be taken advantage of.

[fou_du_roi]

... seems like a bit of a strong inference ...

[ And yet, he'd have a really hard time saying that it didn't appeal to him ... ]

[erbe]

Is it wrong?

[fou_du_roi]

[ This is getting dangerous ... dangerous enough that he actualy hesitates in answering the question -- something that probably doesn't help his case, but, well, she's got him on the back foot again with this particular line of questioning.

[ Probably better to just be out with it before that silence starts to get deafening, so ... ]

I mean ... I wouldn't go so far as to call myself an "M," but I definitely don't hate the idea?

[ Satisfied? ]

[erbe]

Oh, so you're shy, too.

[fou_du_roi]

You'd answer that question without blinking?

[ Color him skeptical.

[ It also buys him a little time to get past the fact that a very attractive friend with very nice lingerie asking him if he wants to be stepped on because ..

[ ... yeah.

[ That's kind of a lot. ]

[erbe]

I'd say I'm far too greedy to settle on just one!

[fou_du_roi]

[ ...

[ Respect, Tohsaka. And further more: ]

Honestly?

I might have to copy your answer on that one.

[erbe]

Go ahead, but you'll have to pay me royalties.

[fou_du_roi]

Cash, card ...?

[ He's leaving himself wide open, he knows. ]

[erbe]

Prepaid card in increments of 3200 yen.