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[gutties]

Strike the earth!

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Donatello Hamato - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

1: The cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo

2: She sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me

3: Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught

4: There is a school bus full of Santas parked in front of the liquor store

5: A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.

6: If I died would you start the Facebook group?

7: This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance... I am sorry about your trashed lair. Dad and Raph will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mikey is in the closet passed out.

8: Text him? Misfires etc welcomed.

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[neonleon]

no
what are we 30?

[soft_shelled]

Well how else will you inform the masses of my passing? Twitter?!

[neonleon]

wtf why are you on twitter
tiktok obviously

[soft_shelled]

Why aren't I on Twitter?

Also if it's going to be a video it's gotta be longer than what TikTok allows.

[neonleon]

please
i can fit it all in a vine (rip) if i had to

[soft_shelled]

Not if you're going to include the proper amount of clothes rending and crying you can't.

[neonleon]

how many ppl can i fit on the screen?
enough to cover

[soft_shelled]

A lot so like...
Do you even know that many people?

[Does Donnie even know that many people?]

[neonleon]

[He can if he can get to Hueso's and definitely tell them it's for something else.]

do you not?

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[faceguy]

why is mike in the closet

were supportive!

[He is also drunk.]

[soft_shelled]

Someone, I am assuming you, probably shoved him in there.

and not that supportive!

[just two tipsy turtles.]

[faceguy]

wow u really think I would do that to my beloved baby brother

[He would. His love is strong but the Cain Instinct is stronger.]

[soft_shelled]

Yes.

[Middle child syndrome, because Donnie would have done it too. Or maybe he did do it.]

[faceguy]

so thats what u think of me. im wounded donald.

[He honestly doesn't remember which of them did it. Maybe it was a joint effort. Or he just fell in there on his own.]

[soft_shelled]

[Honestly it was probably some combo of both of them and him falling, knowing them.]

I only speak the truth, dear brother.

[faceguy]

[Who left these three unsupervised anyway? Really this is Splinter and Raph's fault when you think about it.]

he probly likes it in there neway

its dark and cozy like his shell

[soft_shelled]

[Always someone else's fault. Always.]

Still, one of us should probably check on him.

[faceguy]

sure thing, soon as the room stops spinning

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[starfreckles]

Oh! Which side was she on? Did she debate well or were there many strawmen slinging mud?

[soft_shelled]

The cons won out, I think the whole "being a turtle" thing was a turn-off for her.

[starfreckles]

Some people have no sense of adventure.

How are you feeling about the whole ordeal on your end?

[soft_shelled]

Her loss, really.

And I'm fine, could be worse.

[starfreckles]

Truth! You have dodged a bullet!

Just let me know if you need cheering up.

[soft_shelled]

That I have, if she can't take me at my turtle-iest then would she be really worth it?

And I'll keep that in mind. I'm good for now.