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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME

So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

Comments

Batman | DC Comics | OTA

[batofgotham]

I tried to resist but there were dark forces involved

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Hey Batman, word on the street
You're lame and you're old meat!
Dark Knight more like Dork Knight
Burton won't watch you fight!
Michael Keaton, Kilmer, and Clooney
What next, Batman with Andy Rooney?

Get out the Shark Repellent
Cause your Batbombs, they ain't sellin!
Greatest detective so I've heard
Oh bite me, you're just a rich nerd.
If you're a crime fighter so is Bill Gates
Least you don't see him pulling a Norman Bates!

lydia martin. TEEN WOLF

[afieldsmedal]

Couldn't help myself

[beautifuleverything]

Once upon a time a girl went mad
She thought she had it all
But that was just a fad
Cause we both know all things got to fall

While you were out spazzing like bitch be crazy
I was taking the crown so look who got lazy
Bitch I'm the new queen so watch me conquer
You thought it was you but it's not any longer

An' All those little bitches you sent on their way
Now they're raising hands for me
It's just not not your day
Wait Lets make that 'your year' see?

The wolf in me ain't got time for your sass
So take your fields medal, and shove up it your ass

katherine pierce. THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

[1475]

[ guess who's back (back back)
back again ('gain 'gain)
katherine's back (back back)
tell stefan. ]

katniss everdeen. THE HUNGER GAMES

[istheseus]

joffrey baratheon. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

[mydaddyissues]

Re: joffrey baratheon. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

[willas_tyrell]

Ahh, Joffrey Baratheon, little miss "I'm the king"
Well bend the knee bitch, and kiss the ring.
The heir to the garden's coming down from on high
dropping more rhymes than Lannister gold can buy.
I'm sick and tired of seeing you make poor girls cry,
your father'd be ashamed, if I'm thinking of the right guy.
By the old gods and the new, once I'm through thrashing you,
all the Seven Kingdoms will see you as worthless as I do.

eleven / doctor who.

[ex_inventive578]

[minor_setback]

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
The last of the timelords should go back to the zoo
Double genocide's nice, but nothing compared to me
I'm Evil the Cat: Universe Destroyer emcee!

I was born before time, you're way past your prime
You had to reset reality to win a battle of rhyme
You got stolen by your spaceship and you have no control
All those assistants you lost? You're really on a roll

Your fashion sense is worse than Six, with that outdated bow tie
You have to ask everyone to trust you 'cuz all you do is lie
Humanity is nothing but one gigantic joke
They give me all I need whilst I just wear a flimsy cloak

arthur pendrizzle / merlin

[king]

[ got a sword named excalibur, legendary damager, everybody knows i'm the round table manager. ]

[bitchthatsmythrone]

Even as a challenger you've barely held Excalibur -
Seems like wielding it in fight is just beyond your calibre.
Hirelings, they whisper that you fail to be a mister
And in season 1, you almost ****ed your real sister.
You've got no way with words, your ego is absurd,
Your feelings for your wife and servant are completely blurred.
You may have courage but it is your one and only asset,
That crown looks like a joke on you, man up and quickly pass it.

asha greyjoy. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

[queensmoot]

[turncloak]

[ one, one, two— ]

Think you can rule Pyke? Well sister, take a hike.
Because Theon's in the House and he's ready to strike.
I got salt in my balls and iron in my blood
Whilst you're nothing but a wench who can't shut it like she should.
Take some advice from your brother, light a candle to the Mother.
The only thing you can handle? Is a baby to dandle.
Put your axe down afore you cause a scandal again.
They ain't needing a queen when there's a king for the the Andels.
Check your history books — they were called the First Men.

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Dan / Dan Vs.

[angry_jerk]

Oh, look a pony. That hasn't been overhyped.
Get out of my way before you get sideswiped.
You think your show is so great, that your fan base is powerful.
When all you got are man children with a smell that's downright sorrowful.
And you, you're the saddest, most pathetic of the pack.
While you hid in a corner, Twilight rode on a Ursa Minor's back.
You claim you're brave and strong, but you're just a scared little girl.
You needed some jewelry to give real power a whirl!

Roy Harper (Arsenal version) | Young Justice

[thesatisfied]

I'm sorry I'm the worst rapper ever

[socrash]

[tappin' on his imaginary mic, yo]

Hey look who it is, the original Red Arrow,
But it's Arsenal now isn't it since you dropped the bow?
You're kinda annoying, your outfit makes you look fat
And dude, the shaved head? Girls so don't go for that.
(But the arm thing is way cool and pretty crash in combat.)

Anyway—

You spent eight years as a Roy-sicle feelin' the mode,
So you tried to get payback on Lux Luthor 'cause you were totally owed,
That didn't really work and you let him go,
Which, c'mon, good guys don't do that, bro.
Especially not Luthor, with his creepy face.
And his disgrace and arms race and wait I'm getting off track
Anyway, you better bow down 'cause Impulse is back!

Mario | Nintendo

[jumpman]

[marshmallow_power]

Oh look do we have here, an Italian plumber
With little first party games to keep the Wii U from going under.
Not that it's a surprise, singing the same song and dance,
Saving a princess from a turtle who never stood a chance.
Here's a tip for you, lad. To keep the money flowing,
Quit rehashing the 'plot', cause it's getting dull and boring.
And lay off the pasta, but keep the 1-Up 'shroom.
You'll need that extra life once I'm finished toying with you.
But I'll give you the option to back down now
Or I'll break you with me rhymes, more than you will allow.
You're against a Leprechaun now, you have a lot to prove.
So bring it on, Mario. Make your first move!

Marth | Fire Emblem

[unluckyprince]

Axel | Kingdom Hearts

[incensing]

Phil Coulson, MCU

[thedirective]

buffy summers ♕ btvs/ats

[slay]

[repent]

Yo B, you ready?

Word up! There's another Slayer in town
Bitch you take the cake but I'll take the crown
Can we talk about how no-one really wants you around?
Pick an undead dick, still can't nail that down
Like the lid of a coffin with a vampire in it.
I'll stake that clown for you, just give me a minute.
If we're gonna do battle than I'll always win it.
Kick your ass with this prattle 'cause I know how to spin it
Then for real with my boots, they're made for walking
Think you can match my style? Sure B, keep talking.
Though I'm pretty sure I spotted your shoes in Clueless
Take mine if you like, I'll still beat you, shoeless,
Black and blue, sad but true, don't start crying about it!
Boo hoo, Summers' over, 'cause it's Faith's turn to flout it.

kyouko kirigiri | dangan ronpa | ota

[construe]

[ WELL ]

buffy summers ⋆ buffy the vampire slayer.

[defending]

Leto Atreides 2 | Dune

[teenagebeefswelling]

Utena Tenjou | Revolutionary Girl Utena

[formerly_known_as_prince]

[OTA. If the movie!Utena who got me last time is still around, i'd like to continue our thread. I think it's my turn.]

Diziet Sma | The Culture

[culturedagent]

Simon "Bladezz" Kemplar | The Guild

[smulders]

Phoenix Wright|Ace Attorney

[whutobjection]

[Wanna go toe to toe with the ace attorney?]

The Warden|Superjail!

[prisonwonka]

[BRING IT!]

Rapunzel | Tangled

[illuminaria]

[ It is so on. ]

oh god I don't know what I'm doing

[deceptionshark]

A princess, you may be,
but before long
You will be helpless and at my mercy
This will be something you cannot cure with a song
Enjoy your last moments of happiness and bliss
For when I am done with you, your ignorance you will miss
Through me, you will discover anger and pain
and I will teach you, what there is to gain.

Him | Powerpuff Girls

[lobster_tranny]

*rolls in 15 minutes late with starbucks*

[smuppetwrangler]

Now I'm taking it fast with this dope fucking rhyme,
Him's got my permission to take his sweet time,
He's fabulous sure, but did his plans work?
No, he got upstaged by three preschool twerps!

Hey buddy, I know times are hard in Townsville
The villain per square mile capita makes finding a thrill
Fucking hopeless
Stay focused
The PPGs take notice
Take your job serious
Get furious
Shit, get fucking delirious
They spend all their time fighting that fucking ape
Making you look fucking worthless and that's a mistake

We all know who the best bad guy is
It's you
Mr. Him
Or is it Ms.
I never could tell
But I never judged his
Way of dressing,
Femininity distressing,
Red claws expressing,
some serious built up sexual needs,
but nobody ever heeds
a devil in a tutu
what do they got against you?

Fuckin', dude, you got my props.
but do you got the chops?
You can't take me on
In a rap battle, son
I can't imagine what you could say
That I don't here five hundred times a day.