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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME

So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

Comments

Batman | DC Comics | OTA

[batofgotham]

lydia martin. TEEN WOLF

[afieldsmedal]

katherine pierce. THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

[1475]

[ guess who's back (back back)
back again ('gain 'gain)
katherine's back (back back)
tell stefan. ]

katniss everdeen. THE HUNGER GAMES

[istheseus]

joffrey baratheon. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

[mydaddyissues]

eleven / doctor who.

[ex_inventive578]

arthur pendrizzle / merlin

[king]

[ got a sword named excalibur, legendary damager, everybody knows i'm the round table manager. ]

asha greyjoy. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

[queensmoot]

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[turncloak]

[ one, one, two— ]

Think you can rule Pyke? Well sister, take a hike.
Because Theon's in the House and he's ready to strike.
I got salt in my balls and iron in my blood
Whilst you're nothing but a wench who can't shut it like she should.
Take some advice from your brother, light a candle to the Mother.
The only thing you can handle? Is a baby to dandle.
Put your axe down afore you cause a scandal again.
They ain't needing a queen when there's a king for the the Andels.
Check your history books — they were called the First Men.

[minor_setback]

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
The last of the timelords should go back to the zoo
Double genocide's nice, but nothing compared to me
I'm Evil the Cat: Universe Destroyer emcee!

I was born before time, you're way past your prime
You had to reset reality to win a battle of rhyme
You got stolen by your spaceship and you have no control
All those assistants you lost? You're really on a roll

Your fashion sense is worse than Six, with that outdated bow tie
You have to ask everyone to trust you 'cuz all you do is lie
Humanity is nothing but one gigantic joke
They give me all I need whilst I just wear a flimsy cloak

[queensmoot]

I was there when you learned to walk and talk
But not when you got so good at sucking Stark cock.
You forget what gods we pray to, brother,
With all that time you spent up North.
Fuck the Seven and go visit with your own mother,
Your her last baby boy, for all that makes you worth.
A son is better than a daughter,
But you go and ask our father,
And he'll tell you not to step to me.
I'm more fit to rule Pyke than you'll ever be,
For you may be a Greyjoy, in blood and name,
But you'll still die far from the sea.

Roy Harper (Arsenal version) | Young Justice

[thesatisfied]

Re: joffrey baratheon. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

[willas_tyrell]

Ahh, Joffrey Baratheon, little miss "I'm the king"
Well bend the knee bitch, and kiss the ring.
The heir to the garden's coming down from on high
dropping more rhymes than Lannister gold can buy.
I'm sick and tired of seeing you make poor girls cry,
your father'd be ashamed, if I'm thinking of the right guy.
By the old gods and the new, once I'm through thrashing you,
all the Seven Kingdoms will see you as worthless as I do.

Mario | Nintendo

[jumpman]

I'm sorry I'm the worst rapper ever

[socrash]

[tappin' on his imaginary mic, yo]

Hey look who it is, the original Red Arrow,
But it's Arsenal now isn't it since you dropped the bow?
You're kinda annoying, your outfit makes you look fat
And dude, the shaved head? Girls so don't go for that.
(But the arm thing is way cool and pretty crash in combat.)

Anyway—

You spent eight years as a Roy-sicle feelin' the mode,
So you tried to get payback on Lux Luthor 'cause you were totally owed,
That didn't really work and you let him go,
Which, c'mon, good guys don't do that, bro.
Especially not Luthor, with his creepy face.
And his disgrace and arms race and wait I'm getting off track
Anyway, you better bow down 'cause Impulse is back!

[bitchthatsmythrone]

Even as a challenger you've barely held Excalibur -
Seems like wielding it in fight is just beyond your calibre.
Hirelings, they whisper that you fail to be a mister
And in season 1, you almost ****ed your real sister.
You've got no way with words, your ego is absurd,
Your feelings for your wife and servant are completely blurred.
You may have courage but it is your one and only asset,
That crown looks like a joke on you, man up and quickly pass it.

Dan / Dan Vs.

[angry_jerk]

Oh, look a pony. That hasn't been overhyped.
Get out of my way before you get sideswiped.
You think your show is so great, that your fan base is powerful.
When all you got are man children with a smell that's downright sorrowful.
And you, you're the saddest, most pathetic of the pack.
While you hid in a corner, Twilight rode on a Ursa Minor's back.
You claim you're brave and strong, but you're just a scared little girl.
You needed some jewelry to give real power a whirl!

[thesatisfied]

Annoying? That's funny coming from this chode.
Especially when your life was spent feeling the mode.
It's time to step aside, just do yourself a favor,
and get prepared to be served by the original flavor.

So once upon a time, in a future that's most dire,
A boy named Bart Allen survived a trial by fire
He could've been great, and had the powers of the Flash
But instead he pulled a McFly and came back to the past.
Which at first sounds like fun, or at least kinda crash,
But it wasn't long until his future master started NTRing his ass.

So, while yes, I made some choices that were bad,
Ran around, got caught, and kinda driven mad
It still doesn't stack up to the failure that is you
Who couldn't save a child without instructions or a how-to.
I admit, it's kinda cool that you rhyme real fast,
But the true rap king's arsenal will put you on blast.

Marth | Fire Emblem

[unluckyprince]

Axel | Kingdom Hearts

[incensing]

Phil Coulson, MCU

[thedirective]

buffy summers ♕ btvs/ats

[slay]

[ex_inventive578]

Now listen up— you mangy meow,
The universe that you curse won't get any worse
Think you can end it but you don't know how.
I've got some schooling for you: bow ties are cool.
While your so-called fashion makes you look like a fool.
Think you're older than me? Well you certainly show it.
Do you wash that fur, are you trying to grow it?
You may have nine lives, but I've thirteen.
And I've seen more in them than you could in your dreams.
Are those rhymes all you've got? Mine are better and faster
And though I'm sick of Cybermen, Daleks, and the Master
They're a more interesting battle than your, pardon me, crap.
I've met Shakespeare you know — now that man could rap.


And did I mention? You're a cat.

[repent]

Yo B, you ready?

Word up! There's another Slayer in town
Bitch you take the cake but I'll take the crown
Can we talk about how no-one really wants you around?
Pick an undead dick, still can't nail that down
Like the lid of a coffin with a vampire in it.
I'll stake that clown for you, just give me a minute.
If we're gonna do battle than I'll always win it.
Kick your ass with this prattle 'cause I know how to spin it
Then for real with my boots, they're made for walking
Think you can match my style? Sure B, keep talking.
Though I'm pretty sure I spotted your shoes in Clueless
Take mine if you like, I'll still beat you, shoeless,
Black and blue, sad but true, don't start crying about it!
Boo hoo, Summers' over, 'cause it's Faith's turn to flout it.