✨ you only get one chance...

[liltuna]

THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME   You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse! ✨HOW TO PLAY 1. Drop a top-level! 2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was. If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?  3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

Comments

[suspectratio]

First impression of you?

'She fucks'.

[revmeup]

Hell yeah I do! Even got laid while on the mission.

[suspectratio]

What the fuck?

My secret mission was to fucking kill one of our teammates while your secret mission was to get laid?

[revmeup]

Getting laid wasn't the mission. The mission went the shit, I got captured, and it just so happened to be a very romantic hostage situation.

[suspectratio]

Isn't that Stockholm Syndrome? Invented by Edward Syndrome after holding a bunch of chicks hostage?

[revmeup]

It's not Stockholm Syndrome when the guy is super rich with a huge dick. Did have to murder him anyway, though.

[suspectratio]

...

How huge?

[revmeup]

[ She thinks about it for a bit and then holds her hands up roughly "monster dick" distance apart. ]

'Bout that? ... Aww, now I kinda miss him.

[suspectratio]

No shit? Fuck, I'd miss him, too.

Was he bad in bed or something?

[revmeup]

God no, the sex was amazing. But he was a tyrannical despot, soooo. Whatcha gonna do, ya know? Had to kill him.

[suspectratio]

Yeah, I guess?

...Did you keep the dick as a souvenir?

[revmeup]

Ew! Do you do that?!

[suspectratio]

No, dude? Fuckin' sick.

But you're the crazy one here, so...

[revmeup]

I'm fun crazy, not genital mutilation crazy! There's levels of nuance an' shit!

[suspectratio]

C'mon. No one winds up in Arkham just for being fun.

And that's cool.
Crazy chicks are hot, too.

[revmeup]

Criminally fun. That's my official diagnosis, swear ta god.

You think I'm hot?

[suspectratio]

Didn't say that.

I think you're crazy.
And I think crazy chicks are like the fucking hottest chicks on the planet.

[revmeup]

Aw, that's sweet! I think you're crazy too!

[suspectratio]

Me? Nah. I'm not crazy.

...

Unless you think crazy guys are super sexy?

'Cause in that case, I'm batshit.

[revmeup]

I dated the Joker. What do you think I think?

[suspectratio]

I mean, you're not dating him anymore. Otherwise, I totally wouldn't be talking to you. No offense. I respect the dibs, is all.

I dunno, I figured maybe you were out of your crazy fucking douchebag phase and now you're in your decent dude I can take home to my parents phase.

[revmeup]

If I'm being honest? He probably wouldn't have cared if you had talked to me right in front of him. Kind of got off on other people wanting his stuff.

I'm in a, like, transitional period, or whatever. Moving out of the douchebag phase but still waaaaay far away from a decent dude phase. That's just ... Fully off the table.

[suspectratio]

Weird way to play dibs, but whatever.

Good to know I've still got a shot.
You can't take me anywhere, motherfucker. Least of all to family.

[revmeup]

He had this game where he'd offer me up to people just to watch them sweat trying to figure out if he'd kill them for wanting me or kill them for rejecting me. Of course he killed them either way, but at the time I thought it was like? Kinda cute? But now that I've said it out loud it's like oof.

Anyway.

You're never gonna meet my parents, don't even worry about that.

[suspectratio]

And I thought getting a girl to play Titanic in bed was kinky.

Fuckin' oof is right, Crazycakes.