✨ you only get one chance...

[liltuna]

THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME   You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse! ✨HOW TO PLAY 1. Drop a top-level! 2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was. If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?  3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

Comments

[revmeup]

God no, the sex was amazing. But he was a tyrannical despot, soooo. Whatcha gonna do, ya know? Had to kill him.

[suspectratio]

Yeah, I guess?

...Did you keep the dick as a souvenir?

[revmeup]

Ew! Do you do that?!

[suspectratio]

No, dude? Fuckin' sick.

But you're the crazy one here, so...

[revmeup]

I'm fun crazy, not genital mutilation crazy! There's levels of nuance an' shit!

[suspectratio]

C'mon. No one winds up in Arkham just for being fun.

And that's cool.
Crazy chicks are hot, too.

[revmeup]

Criminally fun. That's my official diagnosis, swear ta god.

You think I'm hot?

[suspectratio]

Didn't say that.

I think you're crazy.
And I think crazy chicks are like the fucking hottest chicks on the planet.

[revmeup]

Aw, that's sweet! I think you're crazy too!

[suspectratio]

Me? Nah. I'm not crazy.

...

Unless you think crazy guys are super sexy?

'Cause in that case, I'm batshit.

[revmeup]

I dated the Joker. What do you think I think?

[suspectratio]

I mean, you're not dating him anymore. Otherwise, I totally wouldn't be talking to you. No offense. I respect the dibs, is all.

I dunno, I figured maybe you were out of your crazy fucking douchebag phase and now you're in your decent dude I can take home to my parents phase.

[revmeup]

If I'm being honest? He probably wouldn't have cared if you had talked to me right in front of him. Kind of got off on other people wanting his stuff.

I'm in a, like, transitional period, or whatever. Moving out of the douchebag phase but still waaaaay far away from a decent dude phase. That's just ... Fully off the table.

[suspectratio]

Weird way to play dibs, but whatever.

Good to know I've still got a shot.
You can't take me anywhere, motherfucker. Least of all to family.

[revmeup]

He had this game where he'd offer me up to people just to watch them sweat trying to figure out if he'd kill them for wanting me or kill them for rejecting me. Of course he killed them either way, but at the time I thought it was like? Kinda cute? But now that I've said it out loud it's like oof.

Anyway.

You're never gonna meet my parents, don't even worry about that.

[suspectratio]

And I thought getting a girl to play Titanic in bed was kinky.

Fuckin' oof is right, Crazycakes.

[revmeup]

[ Y'know what actually maybe unpacking emotional baggage with Peacemaker is not on the menu today. Best to change the subject immediately. ]

Is Titanic when you both go down and get soaking wet?

[suspectratio]

( y'know there's a good chance he didn't even notice. )

So you've played before.

Ever play the sequel? Titanic Rising?

[revmeup]

How many sequels can you get through in a night?

[suspectratio]

( he's counting them off on his fingers: )

Titanic
Titanic: Rising
Titanic: Down Under
Titanic VS The Giant Pole
Titanic! Oh, Fuck, She's Sinking Again!
Titanic, We're Gonna Need A Snorkel
Tits, the Musical

Doesn't hurt to switch it up around the end.

[revmeup]

Damn, for real?

[ Harley, don't-- ]

Should we fuck?

[suspectratio]

( harley, honey... )

As long as this isn't a secret ploy to shove a knife through my chest while I'm pounding it American-style from the back 'cause you're still mad over the whole Rick Flag thing.

Then, yeah, we could totally be fucking right now.

[revmeup]

So first of all, how would I stab you in the chest when you're hitting it from behind? There's no way I could get enough leverage to get a knife in.

And for the other thing ... I mean ... I don't like that you killed Rick, obviously. He was a good man. A good friend. But. Everyone on the squad has done terrible things. And we all know not all of us come back from a mission.

You were the gun but Waller was the one who took aim and pulled the trigger. If that makes sense. I dunno, man, it's fucked up.