✨ you only get one chance...

[liltuna]

THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME   You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse! ✨HOW TO PLAY 1. Drop a top-level! 2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was. If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?  3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

Comments

[suspectratio]

Did you really just try to 'I know you are but what am I' me? In the year of our Savior, 2022? Are you fucking eleven?

[theotherobin]

Not exactly, but I can see how your tiny ass brain might think that. Ya know, at first I thought the helmet looked fucking stupid as hell but now I get it and I'm sorry for making fun of your shit. You're clearly trying to protect the little you've got and I fucking commend that. Especially at your age.

[suspectratio]

Didn't realize I'd stumbled onto the 'Get Roasted By A Toddler' meme.

Give me a call when your balls drop, motherfucker.

[theotherobin]

Awww, man. You gonna go cry on the couch all alone in your tighty whities? Don't worry, old man. It gets better.

Damn, dude. You're really into my dick and balls. Gonna have to be a no from me on the pervy old man front.

[suspectratio]

Yeah, have fun on your adventures with Batman, numbnuts. Sure that's gonna end great for you.

And this? This is the opposite of what being into someone looks like. Maybe if you had some half-decent people in your life, you'd know that.

[theotherobin]

Better than whatever the fuck you think you're doing.

And who would those people be, huh? You? Yeah, you're a real upstanding fucking citizen, ready to teach me all the half-decent ways. Put your money where your mouth is, you piece of shit. Or nah, cause you're just the same kinda pussy you're telling everyone else they are.

[suspectratio]

You mean doing great? Living my best life? Fucking bitches? Shooting things? Yeah, bet you'll do way better than that.

Fuuuuck no. I'd rather die than babysit you.

Full offense.

[theotherobin]

It's fucking sad how long it probably took you to get there. Guess that's what happens when daddy's calling the shots, huh. You haven't lived half the shit I've been through, man, so you can say whatever you want.

Like that. You would say that. So fucking typical of a goddamn pussy. Decent people my ass.

[suspectratio]

Motherfucker, I spent the last four years of my life in prison. What, am I supposed to cry because mommy and daddy never loved you? Little Baby Robin didn't get any pwesents under the Cwistmas twee? Tch. Fucking man up and get it like the rest of us, dude.

If nothing else, this who exercise showed me I was totally right about you. You're a total pansy. If this is what it takes to be Robin, I should've taken that job years ago.

[theotherobin]

The fuck you even talking about? Like Jesus fuck it really is a dank hole in there huh. Prison. I'm laughing, dude.

If you think you're right about me then I'm all good, man. You're the last person I give a shit about proving myself to. You don't know shit about me but you think you do, which is the best part. If you think you're right, that's the best reassurance I've gotten all day so thanks, dude. Legit like, I really needed this.

You've got no idea what it takes to be Robin and that's fucking amazing.

[suspectratio]

Nah, I'm pretty sure the protocol is wear skimpy little tights and be up Batman's ass like bikinis.

At this point, I feel like I should be the one feeling bad for you. That's real groomer shit right there.

[theotherobin]

What do you care, huh? Aren't you looking forward to me getting fucked an buried?

[suspectratio]

Am I?

When did I say that?

[theotherobin]

I mean, what's the point of this shit then, huh?

[suspectratio]

I dunno.

Just makin' conversation.

[theotherobin]

Why not have it all at this point?

[suspectratio]

Conversation?

I thought you were a little bitch, and I felt like telling you, I guess. Just had to get it off my chest. Like a weight. Felt like I'd be crushed if I didn't tell you how much of a candy-ass you are.

[theotherobin]

No. Never mind, dude.

Cool, way to go. Must be real fucking proud of yourself. I'll get you a gold star next time.

[suspectratio]

Not really.

...

Your turn, anyway.

[theotherobin]

Nah dude, I'm good.

You can call me a pansy ass pussy all you want but I'm drawing the line at your child molester insults. That's fucked.

[suspectratio]

Yeah. It’s fucked. Batman’s a fucked dude. He fucks bats, man.

You think I just pulled that outta my ass? It’s all over the internet.

Besides, anyone with eyes can see that it’s skeezy as shit for a grown man to be picking kids up off the street and turning them into tiny bird clones of himself.

…Y’know, my dad used to say Batman was wrapped up in the whole Illuminati pizza sex scandal thing. Now I’m starting to think he was onto something.

[theotherobin]

Wow my condolences then cause the internet says your dad fucked you too. Use your fucking head, man. I know it's hard but give it a shot every once in a while.

[suspectratio]

Yeah, well.

You can’t believe everything you read online.

[theotherobin]

It's almost like you should take your own fucking advice.

[suspectratio]

Me?

I know my sources.
My sources are legit.