bakerstreet | ✨ you only get one chance...

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✨ you only get one chance...

THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME

You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse!

✨HOW TO PLAY

1. Drop a top-level!

2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was.

If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?

3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

No. Never mind, dude.

Cool, way to go. Must be real fucking proud of yourself. I'll get you a gold star next time.

Not really.

...

Your turn, anyway.

Nah dude, I'm good.

You can call me a pansy ass pussy all you want but I'm drawing the line at your child molester insults. That's fucked.

Yeah. It’s fucked. Batman’s a fucked dude. He fucks bats, man.

You think I just pulled that outta my ass? It’s all over the internet.

Besides, anyone with eyes can see that it’s skeezy as shit for a grown man to be picking kids up off the street and turning them into tiny bird clones of himself.

…Y’know, my dad used to say Batman was wrapped up in the whole Illuminati pizza sex scandal thing. Now I’m starting to think he was onto something.

Wow my condolences then cause the internet says your dad fucked you too. Use your fucking head, man. I know it's hard but give it a shot every once in a while.