✨ you only get one chance...

[liltuna]

THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME   You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse! ✨HOW TO PLAY 1. Drop a top-level! 2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was. If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?  3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

Comments

Peacemaker | Peacemaker

[suspectratio]

[iorhael]

A particularly uncouth and vulgar sort.

[suspectratio]

Uncouth? Not what your mom said last night.

I was all up in that couth.

lol!

[iorhael]

..I'll have you know that my mother died in a boating accident when I was young.

It seems my first impression was spot on. Perhaps I ought to add on "excessively foul" to it.

im dead oh my god

[suspectratio]

Shit, really?

...

That's fucked, man.

I take it back.

Even Peacemaker's got a tiny line he won't cross

[iorhael]

Yes, truly.

Perhaps there is a very small speck of decency to you - if one were to dig further than any dwarf has dared.

does he.........

[suspectratio]

Well, yeah. Mom jokes aren't funny if there's no mom. Not only does it totally defeat the purpose of the joke, it's just messed up shit.

I'd never bone a corpse.

It's just so extremely tiny that it barely exists half the time.

[iorhael]

Ah, at least you won't stoop that low. I had almost begun to worry!

They're hardly funny in the first place! Frankly it seems disrespectful to talk of lasses so.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I thought you were a rude, sexist, misogynistic brute.

[suspectratio]

...Yeah.

I get that a lot.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I was wrong though.

[suspectratio]

No, dude, you were right.

All I do is hurt people.
Or piss them off.
Or scare them away.
Or tell them about their asymmetrical tits and offend them.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I won't argue that you don't do that, because you do but that's not all you do and I can prove it.

[suspectratio]

…How?

[dawn_is_breaking]

Because I'm still here.
If those things were all that you did do you think I would still talk to you?

[cutehugeyacht]

A total meathead.

[suspectratio]

'They look even bigger in real-life'.

That's what I thought when I first met you.

[cutehugeyacht]

Well, now I feel like an asshole!

[suspectratio]

It's cool. Just take it back.

Undo your first impression and we're good.

[cutehugeyacht]

You're definitely not a meathead.

You're meaty for sure in all the right places. But you're pretty cool and sweet.

[tobesomeone]

Loud and very opinionated, but definitely not boring.

[suspectratio]

Opinions? You think I have opinions on stuff?

[tobesomeone]

You think you don't?

[suspectratio]

I think everyone does? If you don't care about stuff, then you're a sheep-person.

[tobesomeone]

Aha, there you go.

[Reyes chuckles.]

Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad thing.