✨ you only get one chance...

[liltuna]

THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME   You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse! ✨HOW TO PLAY 1. Drop a top-level! 2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was. If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?  3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

Comments

does he.........

[suspectratio]

Well, yeah. Mom jokes aren't funny if there's no mom. Not only does it totally defeat the purpose of the joke, it's just messed up shit.

I'd never bone a corpse.

It's just so extremely tiny that it barely exists half the time.

[iorhael]

Ah, at least you won't stoop that low. I had almost begun to worry!

They're hardly funny in the first place! Frankly it seems disrespectful to talk of lasses so.

literally, it's such a blue moon event

[suspectratio]

Oh, yeah?

Well, my first impression of you is that you're a total square. You ever blow some shit up? You ever jump out of a moving car? No, you haven't. 'Cause you're a goody-two-shoes, aren't you?

[iorhael]

[now Frodo doesn't know what a "car" or "total square" is but he can guess; utterly boring and dull!]

Why, thank you, I believe I ought to take it as a compliment coming from you! Better to be thought boring and well-mannered than a braggart and a buffoon!

Anyway, I haven't ever felt the need to jump from a moving carriage, nor would anyone with an ounce of common sense.

[suspectratio]

( likewise, braggart is a bit dated, but he gets it. )

Why are you talking like that, dude? This isn't 1640.

And I have common sense. ( debatable. ) But I also have a sense of adventure. And danger. And honor.

[iorhael]

3018 to be exact. And this is how most people talk!

[have the flattest look possible. This Man has common sense! Next hobbits will learn how to fly as freely as a bird!]

Foolishness doesn't mean adventure - or it needn't. And do tell, name a time you've been honorable.

[This ought to be good.]

[suspectratio]

Uh, 3018 would put you in the future. Pretty sure the future is going to have flying cars and robot babes.

( they'll just have to be at an impasse on this one. )

I do honorable things every day of my life. I dedicate myself to honor. My honor is peace, and I don't care how many women and children have to die on order to achieve that, fucker. I'd slaughter a whole-ass village for peace. 'Cause I'm dedicated. And I'm not afraid to do what needs to be done.

[iorhael]

[have Frodo looking more and more aghast with every single sentence]

That is utterly abominable! That isn't honor or peace. It seems to me that you're just as much a monster as those you'd claim to protect against.

[suspectratio]

Yeah? Think of the serial killers. The mobsters. The IRS. The maniacs. The assholes. Those monsters you're talking about? They kill people just for the hell of it. I kill for peace. There's nothing I wouldn't do for peace.

That's the difference.

[iorhael]

I don't see much difference at all between you and those other sorts. How can you say you kill for peace in one breath and then say you wouldn't bad an eye to raze an entire village, countless women and children for peace?

You seem little removed from an orc or goblin.

[suspectratio]

I wouldn’t knock out a village for fun, asshole. I’d do it for peace.

If the only thing standing between me and the future of peace for humanity is a village of the cutest babies you ever saw? Oh, yeah. I’m taking out that village.

[iorhael]

I think some part of you does enjoy it. And you truly are a despicable Man.

[suspectratio]

No.

Despicable, maybe, but I don’t… like killing.

[iorhael]

Frankly, you seem like you very much relish it. Hurting people doesn't need to be the first option, even if it's the swiftest, but it seems to me like you jump right for it.

[suspectratio]

I relish in peace, dick-for-brains.

I ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise in that shit.