THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTES MEME

[memelikeyoumeanit]

1. Post your character trying to convey information.
2. SURPRISE SURPRISE. You cannot text them. Therefore you must use whatever you have available to write a passive-aggressive note conveying your point of view.
3. ??
4. Profit.

Comments

STEVEN HADLEY | CABIN IN THE WOODS

[coolerwithamerman]

[Written on a sticky note in the fridge.]

To whoever is stealing my pudding cups -

We are capable of kidnapping five people on a yearly basis. Everything in this facility is monitored by the best technicians in the world. What makes you think that I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Stop before I reveal this information to the world.

- STEVEN. In control. which means WE SEE EVERYTHING

[notsorry]

[this sticky note is tacked on top of his sticky note]

I left one for you though. :)

Jaime Reyes | Young Justice

[hasnomentor]

[This particular note is found under a handful of "chicken whizzies" that have been replaced with baby carrots.]

Dear Speedster,

I thought you could use some veggies in your life.

Signed,

Jaime Reyes (:

[oneword]

[Bart's the kind of guy who does ten things a second without even thinking about them. Which is... kind of why he's got a handful of carrots in his mouth when he sees the note.

And registers the taste.

Healthy food noooooooooooo!!!]

So not crash, hermano. [... buuuut he eats them anyway. Stupid speedster metabolism. You can bet your ass Jaime is getting a lineface later.

Jerk. munch munch munch]

Burton Guster | Psych

[sweettooth]

[Written on a piece of stationary, taped around a bag of celery, stuffed in an otherwise empty box of fudgesicles in the freezer of a certain agency.]

Thanks for finishing off the last of the fudgesicles. Congratulations! You're replacing them.

P.S. Yes you are.

P.P.S. Yes you are.

P.P.P.S. Yes. You are.

P.P.P.P.S. You can't call "infinity plus one" on a negative statement.

P.P.P.P.P.S. NO YOU CAN'T, SHAWN, and don't forget to use my rewards membership number when you buy them!

1/something.

[pineapplepsych]

[sup brah. there will be a few pieces of paper stuffed in the box in response.]

this is not a fudgecicle. if it is, then i should get a refund for false advertising

Astronema | Power Rangers in Space

[starscrossed]

[Left wherever convenient--]

Dear Earthling,

As Princess of Evil, it is my duty to eliminate the Power Rangers. Since you can't fight me and you aren't them, thank you for picking up this note! They will realize I've attacked you as soon as I do.

Cheers!

Astronema, Princess of Evil

Jake Clawson | SWAT Kats

[enforcernomore]

[This note is left in the fridge on a nearly-empty milk jug.]

Hey.

You might as well finish it now. Then go buy us some more.

-Jake-

P.S. Stop eating the lunchmeat out of the package.

Wonder Girl (Cassie Sandsmark) ✘ Young Justice (S3!AU age-up)

[glamazonwonder]

Hey, what's up?

I just wanted to say thanks from all of us to you, for repeatedly drinking straight from the carton and leaving it open when you put it back in the fridge. The rest of us really appreciate that! Winking at the security cameras in defiance was totally a nice touch, by the way.

I picked up a carton just for you. It's the one with your name on it, of course. Enjoy!

- ♥ Cass

[Attached so that it's hanging in immediate view when one opens the fridge in the kitchen/mess hall.]

Couldn't resist.

[conner_el]

[Looks like Kon wrote his name on the other cartoon. Followed by "Come at me, bro <3". Clearly he's enjoying himself.]

Manic | Sonic Underground

[drummerhedgehog]

[This note is left on a pile of the recipient's stuff that's been casually dumped on the floor in easy view.]

Just wanted to let you know I appreciate your stuff taking up my space. I mean, it's not like I need that area or anything so it's totally fine.

But I like this place for your stuff better, don't you?

Your pal,

Manic

Courier Six | Fallout: New Vegas

[colddecking]

To whoever drank the last Sunset Sasparilla and replaced it with a photo of me with two bullet-holes in it:

I love having my welcome to Goodsprings shoved in my face. If the Securitrons don't find you first, you'll get to see how thankful I am for reminding me of that.

- Courier Six

Bro Strider ⚡ Homestuck ⚡ OTA

[smuppetwrangler]

_{[There is a note firmly implanted into the fridge door with a shuriken]}

If you eat the pizza in this fridge I will pee on everything you love

- Bro

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[There's a handwriten note above the other one.

The pizza is gone.]

Try it and something will be cut off.

I won't tell you what.

[ishineon]

I hope you appreciate the vodka. It's worth a million and I presume you've a better special occasion to celebrate it with than I was saving it for.

Do remember to replace it with a bottle of equal value, if you'd be so kind. Unless you'd rather return the empty bottle and make up the rest of the cost with an equivalent. I did like the crystal wand so.

Q♦

So close to importing Freddie to draw pictures at her. So close.

[diemwnt]

Not 100% sure that's how an intervention works.

[acharmingsmile]

[A lilac note with fanciful curly writing:]

If I ever find out who hexed my Goldy Goodlocks shampoo I will take my revenge!

- Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award

[questionablewit]

[Ordinary paper, ordinary ink, unsigned.]

Your signature is longer than your note.

[morituri_reverie]

[Just a larger yellow sticky note attached to some gym equipment.]

Dear Sexy&You-Know-It,

While I'm sure you're making all the ladies (or fellas) swoon with those rippling biceps and rock hard glutes, if I have to sit in a puddle of your sweat one more time I will hunt you down and teabag you with some borrowed testicles. See if I don't.

Use the goddamn towels. That's what they are there for.

Consider yourself warned.

Karen Minazuki ♥ Yes! Pretty Cure 5

[oceanicbutterfly]

[The pantry has been locked shut with a four-digit multiple-dial combination lock. The following note is taped next to it.]

w|x|y|z

w+x+y+z=20
2w+3x-4y+3z=49
3w+x+y+2z=35
w-5x+2y-3z=-55

Somebody who has done her algebra homework will have no difficulty getting a snack.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ That would be effective against someone else. Seiga, however, has the ability to phase through things. So yes, she is taking.... whatever is good that is in that pantry. The lock itself remains untouched. ]

Princess Farnibaal Vin Vistanis | Tentacle Lovers | OTA

[lustbeastprincess]

*There's a piece of parchment taped to the fridge. The writing is elegant.*

To the fiend who choseth to greedily devour mine supper, made especially for this body of mine: please offer me due recompense.

-Princess Farnibaal Vin Vistanis

[unintendedtentacle]

*Oh dear. He should have known that was meant for the princess. A postit appears next to it.*

Sorry my princess. I couldn't help myself. I got really hungry so I had to find something to eat.

Hawke | Dragon Age 2 | OTA

[questionablewit]

[A note written on a scrap of parchment left on top of a diary]

To all the people who keep nosing around in my journal, despite all rules of courteous behavior:

The notes were bad enough, but doodling? Really? If I find which one of you drew me wearing a chainmail bikini, you're in such trouble.

I liked the caricature of my uncle, though. The scowl was perfect.

[It's not as though there's anything private in there, but a journal isn't supposed to be a group project!]

[lustbeastprincess]

*Another note appears taped to a blank journal later, but no one's been in the place...*

My apologies - the caricature was mine. I was, what is the word, dared to?

The other doodles were present before my contribution.

Mayhap this journal will help keep others out. Once thou touches it, it shall respond to only thee.

-Princess Farnibaal Vin Vistanis, of the Kingdom of Magic

[broodofone]

[A zergling is wandering around aimlessly with a note stuck to its back.]

Experimental sample organism 23. Return to holding vat.

Will not reinsert your pancreas unless you come back.

[eyeshine]

[the zergling is now missing. the note is left on the ground with a few more words added]

don't know what you were after but the critter is cute. finders keepers.

[attention_wenches]

[Letters of green fire hang in the air above the desk whenever someone unauthorized goes near.]

I do not make off with the large pointed sticks you all menace each other with in lieu of doing anything useful. Kindly keep your gauntlets out of my parchment supplies. And incidentally...

[A rather crude charcoal drawing of a stick figure in Loki's usual cloak flutters up from the desk to hang in the air beside the letters. ANGRY CUS HE'S SHORT is scrawled in a rough hand, with an arrow pointing to the figure's head in case it's not clear.]

Good likeness. Surely, your prowess as an artist is rivaled only by your wickedly sharp wit.

[thefuzzyguy]

[Taped to a large bottle of shampoo.]

Come on guys. I'm furry. And the hair on my head is long. And I have a tail. That's even more skin to be furry. I need 1/3 of a bottle every time I shower. Keep taking it and you know what you get? Grotty Crawler. That's what.

Earth-3 Red Hood | Batman: Brave and the Bold

[aceinthehood]

I know how much you all like to look pretty, but leave my makeup alone. I need it for crimefighting and quality of life issues, and I am happy to inflict quality of life issues upon you if I catch you using it again.

Also you're buying me more, because this stuff's expensive.

[torturedrose]

[written back as neatly as she can but HEY shaky hands]

I jUSt WaNTed TO TrY IT

I aM sOrrY !!

Atomic Robo | Atomic Robo

[square_cubelaw]

[Left on a touch screen for whoever comes across it.]

Touch screen is broken.

[The touch screen is fine. It just doesn't react to robotic fingers.]

Veronica / Franken Fran

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[A small, handwriten note is taped to the door of a walk in freezer.]

Okay. Whoever is eating from this freezer.

Stop it. Seriously.

[broodofone]

Was interesting sample. Wanted to analyze.

Lucina | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[falchiondisaster]

FALCHION IS NOT TO BE USED FOR CULINARY PURPOSES

posted on a cupboard somewhere in the kitchen, should be visible? IDK

[google_chrom]

Daniel || Amnesia the Dark Descent

[chose2forget]

To whomever has been putting out my candles and lanterns,

Please desist! I have them lit for a reason and returning to find them out again upsets me greatly. While this may not seem like a matter of import to you, it would be a kindness to me.

-Daniel

Detective Marcus Bell | Elementary

[bulletproofbell]

I'm writing to congraulate the clever little larcenist who thought they'd liberate me of my theater ticket. Sure, I probably would've really liked to see Metal Rex Buster 2 this weekend. And it's been sold out for weeks---you know, rare import films.

But you'll enjoy it more than I would, won't you? You'd better hope I don't catch you or you're looking at a charge of larceny by trespassory taking. And I don't care how slick you think you are, I'm a working detective. And I've got two of New York's best detectives working with me. Think about that before you decide to keep it.

Or you could give it back to me. Your call.

-Det. Bell

mia | evil dead.

[detoxes]

[There's a piece of paper taped rather haphazardly to the freezer. The message is written in red Sharpie, so it must mean business.]

Hey you. Fuckface.

Think twice before picking up that carton of Rocky Road. I will find you.

♥ Mi.

[boomsticking]

She gets a note back moments later, in Ash's terrible chicken scrawl.

Pick another flavor. That's been gone for days.