THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTES MEME

[memelikeyoumeanit]

1. Post your character trying to convey information.
2. SURPRISE SURPRISE. You cannot text them. Therefore you must use whatever you have available to write a passive-aggressive note conveying your point of view.
3. ??
4. Profit.

Comments

STEVEN HADLEY | CABIN IN THE WOODS

[coolerwithamerman]

[Written on a sticky note in the fridge.]

To whoever is stealing my pudding cups -

We are capable of kidnapping five people on a yearly basis. Everything in this facility is monitored by the best technicians in the world. What makes you think that I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Stop before I reveal this information to the world.

- STEVEN. In control. which means WE SEE EVERYTHING

Jaime Reyes | Young Justice

[hasnomentor]

[This particular note is found under a handful of "chicken whizzies" that have been replaced with baby carrots.]

Dear Speedster,

I thought you could use some veggies in your life.

Signed,

Jaime Reyes (:

[oneword]

[Bart's the kind of guy who does ten things a second without even thinking about them. Which is... kind of why he's got a handful of carrots in his mouth when he sees the note.

And registers the taste.

Healthy food noooooooooooo!!!]

So not crash, hermano. [... buuuut he eats them anyway. Stupid speedster metabolism. You can bet your ass Jaime is getting a lineface later.

Jerk. munch munch munch]

Burton Guster | Psych

[sweettooth]

[Written on a piece of stationary, taped around a bag of celery, stuffed in an otherwise empty box of fudgesicles in the freezer of a certain agency.]

Thanks for finishing off the last of the fudgesicles. Congratulations! You're replacing them.

P.S. Yes you are.

P.P.S. Yes you are.

P.P.P.S. Yes. You are.

P.P.P.P.S. You can't call "infinity plus one" on a negative statement.

P.P.P.P.P.S. NO YOU CAN'T, SHAWN, and don't forget to use my rewards membership number when you buy them!

[hasnomentor]

[Too bad it doesn't end there. There is a cola Jaime bought in the fridge. It also has a sticky note on it.]

Dear Speedster,

I also thought you could use some zero calorie, sugar free soda too.

Enjoy.

Signed,

Jaime Reyes (:

1/?

[blundergirl]

[... Carrots. These are carrots. These are not chicken whizzies.

:/

And is that a note under-- ... Oh. Uh...]

2/?

[blundergirl]

[CRAP. CRAP CRAP CRAP she either has to admit that she took from his stash without asking or let Bart take the wrap.]

3/???

[blundergirl]

[Who are we kidding WE ALL KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO.]

4/STILL UNSURE

[blundergirl]

[Because Cassie is the good girl and she doesn't lie.

Unless it's for like.

A mission.]

5/6

[blundergirl]

[Okay. Okay!

Grab some paper.

Grab a pen.]

[oneword]

[... okay no. No.

No no no no no he draws the line at zero calorie soda. Even scavengers have pride and this? This is an insult.

So guess what Jaime? He picks up that can and shakes it like a motherfucking speedster. Then he puts it back and snags a pen from the teen's locker before scratching on the note underneath.]

Oh so I'm fat now, huh? Well tell you what, hermano, you can keep the soda for yourself.

>:)

[Aaaaand then he puts it all back as he found it, shuts the door and races off. Juuuust a harmless joke. Simpson's episode gone wrong, anyone?]

6/6

[blundergirl]

Hey Blue,

Um

sorry about the carrots

I'll replace them






p.s. Personally I'd try plain celery next time instead. No flavor and it's more work eating it than what you actually get from it.

- Cassie

1/something.

[pineapplepsych]

[sup brah. there will be a few pieces of paper stuffed in the box in response.]

this is not a fudgecicle. if it is, then i should get a refund for false advertising

[pineapplepsych]

no im not

[pineapplepsych]

no im not

[pineapplepsych]

no im wait let me think about it

[pineapplepsych]

yeah right no

[pineapplepsych]

i totally can and will. no im not infinity +1

what u gonna do throw more ps at me?

[hasnomentor]

[Jaime opens the fridge just a bit later and takes out his soda. No sticky and it's at the same level he left it. Good. He opens the bottle and BAM!

He's sprayed right in the face with soda. He blinks at first and looks down at the bottle. He reads the note on the underside and his eyes instantly light with a fire. A fire for vengeance!]

That. Is. It. This means war!

[Jaime throws the soda away and grabs a towel. He wipes away the soda and heads for the video games in the common area of the HQ. It takes a bit but he gets the high score from Bart in the racing game. Next he writes a note and leaves it on the game console.]

Dear Speedster,

Maybe you are getting slow. Check the top score now.

Signed,

Jaime Reyes >3

P.S. The soda was great!

[pineapplepsych]

b/c that was a lot

[pineapplepsych]

lol ps

p p p p p p p p

[pineapplepsych]

i traded the celery for these ps hope u like

[and yes. yes there were peas in there. they might have fallen out in attempts to take out the large amount of pieces of paper.]

[hasnomentor]

[Jaime finds the note and blinks. He reads it and finds he can't be mad. At least she's honest.

He grabs another sticky out of his pocket and a pen. Then he starts writing.]

Dear WG,

Thanks for telling me. I'll think about that next time.

Thanks for being honest. It means a lot.

Signed,

Jaime Reyes.

DONE

[pineapplepsych]

btw idk where ur card is

[oneword]

[Do you know how hard it is to focus on a single game when you're Bart Allen?

Do you?

It took him minutes to get good enough at that game and have enough concentration on the screen between listening to music and playing a handheld to get the high score away from Gar and you just... you just...

Slow indeed.

Having a fit for all of 2.6 seconds, Bart then waits for Jaime to hit the showers after a training session (no small feat for him, we assure you) and then snags his clothes and bedazzles the hell out of it with glitter beads and sparkle gel pens. In as much time as it takes for Jaime to finish his shower, Bart decorates it to look exactly like his costume... but in glitter and rhinestones.

And he... may have taken the rest of Jaime's clothes so that he can only wear those.]

Nice work on the top scores, amigo. You should try another game called Bejeweled. It'll match your new look.

- B