Advice

[originalelfdonotsteal]

UNSOLICITED ADVICE MEME

Sure, nobody asked, but your wisdom is so vast, so sage, we'd all be better to hear it!

How to Play
- My advice? Don't leave a blank comment. After you've put the usual blahblahblah in the subject, complete the circuit by adding in a pearl of truth that your character would impart upon the unwashed Bakerstreet masses.
- ...the advice doesn't have to be good. Or sensical. Or relevant to any human experience ever.
- Now, bask in the glory as everyone appreciates your advice.

Comments

Trey Clover // Twisted Wonderland

[luckysuit]

Crumble your parchment paper into a ball, then open it and flatten it out onto your cookie sheet. Now it won't curl up around edges while you're trying to place your dough.

[meltinglight]

You truly are the baking expert!

castiel ✞ spn

[messenger]

If you make your human friends coffee each morning, you'll have time for at least one conversation per day, no matter how busy they get. They also seem to be quite appreciative of the gesture.

[venatoris]

This is good advice.

darcy lewis • mcu • ota

[stemtypeoflady]

Glue a tiny mirror over the picture of you on your driver's license so when you hand it to the police, they get confused and arrest themselves instead.

Kidding!

Make sure to drink a glass or two of water before going to bed after a night of drinking. Your body will thank you in the morning.

[potedeiabard]

Wouldn't... that make you want to pee? Like, really badly?

[ Gabrielle is likely thinking about a big glass of water. ]

terra | teen titans

[rockandrolled]

Scorpions can't be reasoned with. Trust me, man. Just try to distract them.

[i_am_enenra]

They can be very single minded creatures.

dean winchester | spn

[venatoris]

Bang an angel, it’s worth it.

But not mine.

[messenger]

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

If you see a bathroom in your dream, DON'T use it. Trust me.

Also don't sing a song professing your love to someone unless you know they'd be into it. You don't want them to rip the guitar from your hands and smash it.

Re: alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[chesscaptain]

Sound advice. Along the same lines as the second one, don't propose to someone in public unless you know they'd be into that.

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

Death by lava might be painful, but if you want to make an unforgettable exit out of this world throwing yourself into a chasm of it might not be the worst way to do it.

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

It is ok... when you are scared and want to stay in your barrel. [ It's mostly advice for himself. ]

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Never hurts to keep your nose down if you feel like there is gonna be trouble. I can handle it.

odette | swan lake | ota

[wingsforarms]

Duckweed cannot substitute for soap.

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Ma'am, I find precious little can.

Milo | Sabikui Bisco | ota

[maneaterpanda]

If you have any magical, biological or other convenient special light sources, don't just blow them in the air like you see in the movies sometimes.

You'll inhale some of it, trust me.

Kabal | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Good personal hygiene goes a long way. People are a lot more open to you if you don't smell like a gym locker or an ash tray.

[hamshack]

Yes. Fine. I get it. I shower every day, I wear deodorant, I brush my teeth--but after a certain point, I don't know what I smell like, dude. I cannot stop whatever miasma I give off.

Clint Barton/Hawkeye/Ronin | MCU

[eyeofthehawk]

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

[notryanreynolds]

Hey, that's my method too!

Guinevere 'Guin' Davies / OC / OTA

[aimlesswonder]

Instead of asking why, try asking why not.

[chesscaptain]

It's honestly amazing to me sometimes how a little shift in perspective can help. Always a good reminder.

Smoke| Mortal Kombat |OTA

[i_am_enenra]

Always tell people how much they mean to you. You never know when they will be gone.

[husbun]

Y-yeah. That's right, isn't it? One day you could wake up, and everything's fine, but the next morning the person you've been fighting alongside could be gone. It's the worst feeling.

[notryanreynolds]

The way to a man's heart is through stabbing him in the chest

[gravity_grrl]

And here I thought it was good food and cuddles.

Avan De Zinuar III 👨‍🏫 Dragon Quest: The Adventure of Dai

[heroictutor]

When you’re in a pinch, if you can hold on long enough, a miracle will eventually happen!

Oh, and really take your time with cooking stew.

J’onn J’onzz 👽 DC

[yourfavorite]

Never take what you have for granted, no matter how little it seems.

Nanachi | Made In Abyss

[snarkbunny]

If you're going to plot someone's demise, be certain they can perish first.

[selfishlyselfless]

Are you implying the existence of immortality? I'm sincerely hoping you're joking.

Dustin Henderson | Stranger Things

[toothseeker]

Kissing is better without teeth.

[nancydrewagun]

[ ignoring the advice because— ]

Oh, so you did get to kiss Miss Suzie-poo?

Nero Turner | Promise of Wizard

[perfectdistance]

If you want to keep somebody who loves danger safe, throwing them in jail is a reasonable option.

[sleepfan]

But they would whine incessantly while in there, wouldn't they?

Erwin Smith | Attack on Titan | OTA

[selfishlyselfless]

Don't forget to break in your boots before you go out walking in them for the first time.

Shelby Manning | Need for Speed OC

[shelbycobra]

Always admit to your mistakes.

Even when they're painful. Especially when they're painful.

You never know who might learn from you.

[telekinesis_kills]

I know some people who are prone to making mistakes who really ought to follow that advice.

[Danny grins.] Not me, because I have to admit all of my mistakes in debriefing.

Vanessa Kapatelis / Silver Swan -- DC Comics

[not_a_wonder]

If your period comes unexpectedly and you're all out of pads, use paper towels over resorting to toilet paper, if you can.

SCP-662-1 ("Mr. Deeds") | SCP Foundation

[bellboundbutler]

True kindness and generosity do not expect reciprocation.

[If you're being nice to someone because you want something out of them, you're not a nice guy, you're a Nice Guy. No one likes a Nice Guy.

If you were expecting some more practical cooking/cleaning advice from the butler, like "never mix chlorine and bleach, on second thought, never mix bleach with anything but clean, pure water", uh... sorry?]

expresso cafe ( original )

[kingeater]

Someone's bothering you? Just smash their face in. Violence is always the answer!

[cursedhyacinth]

But don't you think that sometimes, stealthy violence is the answer?