Advice

[originalelfdonotsteal]

UNSOLICITED ADVICE MEME

Sure, nobody asked, but your wisdom is so vast, so sage, we'd all be better to hear it!

How to Play
- My advice? Don't leave a blank comment. After you've put the usual blahblahblah in the subject, complete the circuit by adding in a pearl of truth that your character would impart upon the unwashed Bakerstreet masses.
- ...the advice doesn't have to be good. Or sensical. Or relevant to any human experience ever.
- Now, bask in the glory as everyone appreciates your advice.

Comments

Trey Clover // Twisted Wonderland

[luckysuit]

Crumble your parchment paper into a ball, then open it and flatten it out onto your cookie sheet. Now it won't curl up around edges while you're trying to place your dough.

castiel ✞ spn

[messenger]

If you make your human friends coffee each morning, you'll have time for at least one conversation per day, no matter how busy they get. They also seem to be quite appreciative of the gesture.

darcy lewis • mcu • ota

[stemtypeoflady]

Glue a tiny mirror over the picture of you on your driver's license so when you hand it to the police, they get confused and arrest themselves instead.

Kidding!

Make sure to drink a glass or two of water before going to bed after a night of drinking. Your body will thank you in the morning.

terra | teen titans

[rockandrolled]

Scorpions can't be reasoned with. Trust me, man. Just try to distract them.

[venatoris]

This is good advice.

dean winchester | spn

[venatoris]

Bang an angel, it’s worth it.

But not mine.

[messenger]

Of course it is.

[ you've got him trained like a dog. ]

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

If you see a bathroom in your dream, DON'T use it. Trust me.

Also don't sing a song professing your love to someone unless you know they'd be into it. You don't want them to rip the guitar from your hands and smash it.

[messenger]

[venatoris]

[messenger]

That's... inspired advice.

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

Death by lava might be painful, but if you want to make an unforgettable exit out of this world throwing yourself into a chasm of it might not be the worst way to do it.

[theotherobin]

Same goes for blowjobs I bet.

[messenger]

It would be difficult to have a conversation while giving fellatio, Jason.

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

It is ok... when you are scared and want to stay in your barrel. [ It's mostly advice for himself. ]

[venatoris]

What can I say, you're feisty.

odette | swan lake | ota

[wingsforarms]

Duckweed cannot substitute for soap.

[theotherobin]

You could have a real good one after, though.

[messenger]

[ he'll show you feisty. ]

I assume that's meant to be a compliment.

[messenger]

I'll keep it in mind.

[theotherobin]

I'm just thinkin, in case the person you're with doesn't like coffee. Gotta cover all bases.

[venatoris]

Course it is.

[messenger]

It wasn't meant to be advice on how to sleep with someone. That certainly wasn't my intention when I began that particular habit.

[messenger]

So, is this you admitting that angels are more than just "dicks with wings" after all?

Milo | Sabikui Bisco | ota

[maneaterpanda]

If you have any magical, biological or other convenient special light sources, don't just blow them in the air like you see in the movies sometimes.

You'll inhale some of it, trust me.