sexts from whenever

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Chrissy Cunningham | Stranger Things

[bubblegumheart]

[OTA.]

Re: Chrissy Cunningham | Stranger Things

[letitroll]

whatever you do, do not look up Bad Dragon

or do, I don't tell you how to live your life

[bubblegumheart]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

[letitroll]

it's toys?
like dildos and shit
only they're dragon dicks? and other miscellaneous mythical critter dicks etc

[bubblegumheart]

Interesting.

[letitroll]

I'm not a perv ok. I wasn't TRYING to find dildos

[bubblegumheart]

I never said you were. I think I'm just trying to wrap my head around the fact that that is a thing that exists.

What were you trying to find?

[letitroll]

it's a website called bad dragon. I THOUGHT it was just gonna be dragon figurines and stuff

[bubblegumheart]

Oh my god.

[letitroll]

what. did you look? I told you not to look!

[bubblegumheart]

You telling me not to look made me curious!

[letitroll]

you wouldn't survive five minutes in a horror movie I SWEAR
at least it's just sex toys. with weird stories to go with them
see anything you like?

[bubblegumheart]

I don't know. I can run pretty fast. I think I'd last for a while!

And why does that sound like a trick question???

[letitroll]

it's not, I swear! I just
you know
since you looked

[bubblegumheart]

Oh. Maybe.

Did you?

[letitroll]

uhhh maybe. but I've got stuff here too so I don't like. need anything?

like what?

did I have to go look at the website just now? yes I did. lmao

[bubblegumheart]

[Please enjoy the sight of the typing indicators blinking in and out of existence for a while, Eddie.]

Um.

Maybe one of the little ones that vibrate.

they updated quite a bit since the last time I actually looked at the site! lol

[letitroll]

not up for something bigger? lol

I'd be down for seeing how that unfolds

ahaha same

[bubblegumheart]

Not right now!

[As if this isn't all just hypothetical.]

Would you?

[letitroll]

uh. yes?
not in a creepy way, and not if you didn't want me to, obviously. I'm not a perv. I just think it would be really hot to watch

[bubblegumheart]

It's okay, Eddie. I don't think you're a creep.

What else do you think is hot?

[letitroll]

okay. cool. awesome

[ and then, after a long period of dots while he types and stops and rethinks and types: ]

a lotta things, honestly. and I get turned on by a stiff breeze basically so it's just. fun?

[bubblegumheart]

Metal?

[But then she just stares at that second message because it's not terribly specific or helpful. Hmm.]

Such as? I imagine sitting under a fan is torture for you, then.

[letitroll]

yeah, that's right, mock the guy with hairtrigger hardons, I see how it is

skimpy lacy girly underwear. screwing somewhere you might get caught. handcuffs.
watching somebody get themselves off. dirty talk. somebody (not me) really taking charge

[bubblegumheart]

Hey, it was an honest question! It's not like that for me.

Thank you for your honesty. You don't like being in charge?